Sarky, In my orifice please.

Shabadu · 30-05-2005 8:54pm

/turns Sultan (mayheliveforever) into furby.

Sarky · 30-05-2005 8:55pm

Don't f*cking go there, I've had my fill of Furby impersonations in real life...

Shabadu · 30-05-2005 9:01pm

FEAR THE WRATH OF THE MIGHTILY IRKED SULTAN(mayheliveforever)

/turns sultan (mayheliveforever) into live bratz doll.

/watches in horror as sultan (mayheliveforever) becomes turned on by himself

Matthewthebig · 30-05-2005 9:02pm

/me handmaidens

NotMe · 30-05-2005 9:06pm

/me chicken tender tends

Shabadu · 30-05-2005 9:20pm

/claps hands

Bring in the dancing girls.

Matthewthebig · 30-05-2005 9:26pm

/me dances

see the budgets been cut

serverly

Shabadu · 30-05-2005 9:37pm

/ululates

Matt- yer nipple is visible through the lacey bra. 's hairy.

Rozabeez · 31-05-2005 2:35am

*throws roses* You guys rawk. Budget got spent on roses, I went all out!

Shabadu · 31-05-2005 10:12am

Rozabeez proclaimed official Holder of the Royal Teeth.

/Rozabeez mishears teeth as 'teat' and grabs Jezza's boobs.

LESBIANS!!!!!!!!!!11!

Rozabeez · 31-05-2005 11:24am

NOOO! No....it is YOU that is the lesbian! and maybe Matt...you two are lesbians, Jezza and I are just very close friends.

Chad ghostal · 31-05-2005 1:02pm

WOOOt lesbians.. this thread just gets better..
all we need now is some beer, peanuts and explosions

funky penguin · 31-05-2005 1:22pm

*Hey nonny nonny*

Shabadu · 31-05-2005 3:33pm

Shabadu · 31-05-2005 3:34pm

Shabadu · 31-05-2005 3:36pm

Is everyone ok? OMGWTF!!111 FP'S BEEN BBQ'D!!!!!11!!!!!!!

Matthewthebig · 31-05-2005 3:41pm

Nein!

/me gets back to handmaidening

Shabadu · 31-05-2005 3:57pm

Face it Matt- the old regime is sooooooo yesterday. Now we're all horribly mutated.

Or did we always look like this?

Rozabeez · 31-05-2005 4:09pm

what you talkin bout? You've always looked crazy!

Matthewthebig · 31-05-2005 4:10pm

i don't see any change

mind you we are all wearing masks

Shabadu · 31-05-2005 4:13pm

*sigh* I thought it would be fun to pretend to be mutants for a while, 'k? I wanted to say things like: 'Man, my gills are itchy today'

Matthewthebig · 31-05-2005 4:21pm

oh wait i seem to have grown an extra arm on my back

i seem to have MUTATED

Shabadu · 31-05-2005 4:31pm

'ray! Thanks Matt *sniff* I knew you'ld understand.

Matthewthebig · 31-05-2005 4:37pm

my gills are itchy

jezza · 31-05-2005 4:42pm

Rozabeez wrote:

Jezza and I are just very close friends.

yeah um close friends! so babe what you planned later!!

Chad ghostal · 31-05-2005 4:43pm

yep..
waYYy too much time on my hands

Matthewthebig · 31-05-2005 4:46pm

/me cowers

Rozabeez · 31-05-2005 5:02pm

Matt this is random, but are you terrorising the wee chillen on TI in a comical fashion? And can I saw off the extra arm?

Shabadu · 31-05-2005 5:08pm

Chad ghostal wrote:

yep..
waYYy too much time on my hands

P|-|33r m3!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!

Matthewthebig · 31-05-2005 5:10pm

y0u are t3h 1337

Rozabeez · 31-05-2005 5:11pm

n0 j00 4r3!

NotMe · 31-05-2005 8:28pm

I officially announce a state of panic in Sarkyland.

Shabadu · 31-05-2005 8:42pm

Rozabeez · 31-05-2005 9:51pm

*squeels* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

tSubh Dearg · 31-05-2005 11:46pm

awww I missed being a member of a crazy arabian court

well I've just developed the ability to turn myself into.......a pot of jam! ha ha ha! beat that!

jezza · 01-06-2005 12:01am

ITS JAmmie!! jammie jammie jammie!! hi jammie!! *waves*

tSubh Dearg · 01-06-2005 12:27am

I can't wave back as I am currently a pot of jam typing my telekenisis (my other super power!)

funky penguin · 01-06-2005 2:13am

*Mutated hey nonny nonny*

funky penguin · 01-06-2005 2:14am

I never imagined this thread would be 17 pages long....

funky penguin · 01-06-2005 2:15am

Wait.

18.

Shabadu · 01-06-2005 10:18am

/uses vizier powers to transform us all into court of attractive mutants with super-powers. (see x-men, comics. Not uncanny x-men, not films, possibly the old cartoon where rogue was decent)

tSubh proclaimed official Comber of the Luxuriant Hair, and Alphabetiser of Condiments.

Everyone may choose their own superpower. No-one gets omnipotence or immortality, or I will use my magic powers to summon the DeVil, who'll turn you into a newt. BEEEWARRRE!

tba · 01-06-2005 10:34am

I want the power to have, any power I want

BEAT · 01-06-2005 6:20pm

must.....stay...alive,
mus...t...use...t..he .....forc...e...

Matthewthebig · 01-06-2005 6:27pm

i want the power to have any power

thereby immortality and omnipitance

BEAT · 01-06-2005 6:29pm

meh,
I already have that...it's not its all cracked up to be

Matthewthebig · 01-06-2005 6:36pm

sure ya don't anyway i have the best type of those powers i can turn them off!

so i can die when i want!

tSubh Dearg · 01-06-2005 6:41pm

Shabadu wrote:

tSubh proclaimed official Comber of the Luxuriant Hair, and Alphabetiser of Condiments.

would that be Sultan Sarky's luxurious hair I get to comb? mmmm combing beard hair............

oh and ketchup goes before mayonaise!

I already stated that my super powers are turning into a pot of jam and controling thingd through telekenisis! mwhaa ha ha ha!

Shabadu · 01-06-2005 6:50pm

tba and matt hereby stripped of super-powers and reduced to hand-maidens. My ninja magic is undefeatable. Now dance my lovlies

/ululates

Shabadu · 01-06-2005 6:53pm

ululates

Matthewthebig · 01-06-2005 6:53pm

/me kills Shabs in here sleep!

go join zombie Sarky

two done a hell of a lot more to go

Sarky, In my orifice please.

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