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BJ (Blonde Joke)

Hagar · 2005-05-22 14:24:03

A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman, the brunette, walked over to the man and said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No.", so she gave him a hug and walked on. Next, the redhead…

22-05-2005 3:24pm

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Hagar

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A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman, the brunette, walked over to the man and said "Have you ever had a hug?"

The man said "No.", so she gave him a hug and walked on.

Next, the redhead went to him and asked "Have you ever had a kiss?"

The man said "No.", so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

Last, the blonde came to him and said "Have you ever been screwed?

The fellow excitedly said "No, I haven't!".

She said "Well, I think you will be when the tide comes in."

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#2 22-05-2005 3:32pm

Diarmsquid

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Aren't blonde jokes supposed to portray blondes as stupid?

I though that was a pretty smart comment from the blonde. :rolleyes:

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