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  • 25-05-2005 10:58am
    #1
    petes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭


    Probably an oldie but what the hell!!

    Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as
    her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next
    hole.The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands
    together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around
    in agony.The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to
    apologize.Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist
    and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she
    told him. Oh, no, I'll be all right.I'll be fine in a few
    minutes,the man replied.He was in obvious agony, lying in
    the fetal position,still clasping his hands together at his
    groin.At her persistence,however,he finally allowed her to
    help.She gently took his hands away and laid them to the
    side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.She
    administered tender and artful massage for several long
    moments asked, How does that feel. He replied, it feels
    great, but my thumb still hurts like hell.


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