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"guts" and "balls"?

  • 25-05-2005 3:39pm
    #1
    seabee
    Registered Users Posts: 707 ✭✭✭


    Do you know the difference between "guts" and "balls"?

    Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
    assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are
    you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

    Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
    of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
    ass and having the balls to say, "You're next.


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