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  • #102
    funk-you
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    ...prepared to unleash his hi-octane anal gas.....his cohort brendan flickered into action with the match of almighty power as bosco released his hang-over gas, the flame sprung forth an almighty blue towards his enemy...


  • #103
    Kernel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,388 ✭✭✭Kernel


    His enemy ducked, kicked bosco's head off and ate his bollocks. Poor bosco was killed. The end.


  • #104
    toiletduck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,379 ✭✭✭toiletduck


    Or was it?


  • #105
    MooShop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 974 ✭✭✭MooShop


    as his enemy walks away he hears a movement and looks around and sees bosco's outstrecthed hand reaching for a gun.....


  • #106
    cil_aine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 298 ✭✭cil_aine


    when in fact there was no gun, just a dildo


  • #107
    pretty-in-pink
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭pretty-in-pink


    All of a sudden a strange new voice called out in the dark........


  • #108
    cil_aine
    Closed Accounts Posts: 298 ✭✭cil_aine


    "hey thats mine!" the strange voice cried. but to whom did the voice belong?


  • #109
    MooShop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 974 ✭✭✭MooShop


    when out of the shadows stepped a.......


  • #110
    Kernel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,388 ✭✭✭Kernel


    ...guy who completely ignored the post previous to his own, and failed to develop the story one iota. ;)


  • #111
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    And this guy angered Kernel who eventually killed him and so we resume our story just as...


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  • #112
    cessy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 66 ✭✭cessy


    ....Mr.T bursts thru the doors holding a mysterious box that contained...........


  • #113
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    Locusts and...


  • #114
    cessy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 66 ✭✭cessy


    a team of naked midgits who.......


  • #115
    carpocrates
    Closed Accounts Posts: 118 ✭✭carpocrates


    summersaulted spectacularly into a perfect human triangle and set themselves alight, perched on the shoulders of....


  • #116
    MooShop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 974 ✭✭✭MooShop


    the ememy who also caught fire, he ran around the room trying to put himself out and..................


  • #117
    VirtualNemesis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 335 ✭✭VirtualNemesis


    ....ended up pulling himself off, while bosco returned with this huge............


  • #118
    shakaman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 271 ✭✭shakaman


    .....a magic 8 ball......


  • #119
    amazingemmet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭amazingemmet


    the 8 ball shaken by mr t's rough handling, decided the answer was....


  • #120
    VirtualNemesis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 335 ✭✭VirtualNemesis


    I piddy da fool dat shake me!!!!!!!!! mister T lookes stunned as...........


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  • #121
    Ishmael
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,460 ✭✭✭Ishmael


    Satan appeared holding....


  • #122
    amazingemmet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,057 ✭✭✭amazingemmet


    jesus's hand and they...


  • #123
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    exchanged information about....


  • #124
    Stompbox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭Stompbox


    ...performing anal sex...


  • #125
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    But then jesus realised he was against that so they played top trumps instead and...


  • #126
    Mr.Nice Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,640 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Nice Guy


    Bosco ran in proclaiming...


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  • #127
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    He loved barabas so jesus...


  • #128
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    cut his hair and had a shave...


  • #129
    Stompbox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭Stompbox


    ... which ended up in him losing all his strength, when Bosco...


  • #130
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    Beat him to a bloody pulp with...


  • #131
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    the Hammer Of Thor which had...


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  • #132
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    not been used in ages so it...


  • #133
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    broke into...


  • #134
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    10million pieces and....


  • #135
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    did that thing the terminator did in Terminator 2 and became...


  • #136
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    T3


  • #137
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    with Hans Moleman for a leg and...


  • #138
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    so he walked a little funny...


  • #139
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    then up ahead he saw his no.1 rival...


  • #140
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    Martin Luther King


  • #141
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    so he called over his trusty...


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  • #142
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    ...white stallion and proceeded to wax lyrical on the virtues of...


  • #143
    Stompbox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭Stompbox


    ...Martin Luther King who strangely enough fancied Satan and proceeded to...


  • #144
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    woo him with serenades and flowers until...


  • #145
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    the holiest of all Gods became the vengefullest of all Gods and...


  • #146
    Mr.Nice Guy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,640 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Nice Guy


    Marts wrote:
    the holiest of all Gods became the vengefullest of all Gods and...

    went to smite him before realising that...


  • #147
    LadyJ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    he was smitten already with...


  • #148
    Riamfada
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    ..some banana peel he had found in the park..


  • #149
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    ..ed car of the mayor of...


  • #150
    shakaman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 271 ✭✭shakaman


    .....San Francisco, now you may wonder what God, Satan, Martin luther King and the mayor of San Francisco were doing in the same car with a banana skin. The banana skin was just a metaphor for the situation they found themselves in when trying to deal with the continuing surge of the gay community.......


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  • #151
    MooShop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 974 ✭✭✭MooShop


    who were protesting outside city hall when...........


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