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Plane crash

  • 27-05-2005 10:44pm
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    doctor evil
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    An air plane is about to crash, there are five passengers but unfortunately only four parachutes. The first passenger says, "I`m Johnny Wilkinson, the best flyhalf in Britain.The English need me, it would be unfair if I died". So he takes the first parachuts and jumps.

    The second passenger, Graca Maches says " I am the wife of the former President of South Africa.I am also the most dedicated woman in the world". So she takes the second parachute and jumps.

    The third passenger, George W Bush says "I am the President of the United States of America. I have a huge responsibility in world politics, apart from that I am the most intelligent president in the history of the country. I have a huge respnsibility to my people not to die". So he takes a parachute and jumps.

    The fourth passenge,r the Pope, says to the fifthe passenger a ten year old schoolboy "I am already old, I have lived my life as a good person and as a priest I give you the last parachute". The boy replies "No problem your popeness. There is also a parachute for you. America`s most intelligent President has taken my school bag".


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