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Late for school

  • 01-06-2005 1:40am
    #1
    bigtimecharlie
    Registered Users Posts: 2,080 ✭✭✭


    One day teacher notices that there are some pupil's absent from class. Just then litle Johnny walk in and teacher ask's, "Where have you been"? Up on Daisy Hill came the reply. Go and sit down order's the teacher.

    Just then, little Mickey walk in and and again the teacher ask's, "Where have you been"? Up on Daisy Hill came the reply. He is ordered to go and sit down.

    Next Little Paddy stroll's in. Teacher is getting fed up at this stage and ask's where he was. "Up on Daisy Hill" comes his reply.

    Just then there is a knock on the door.

    Teacher goes and open's the door to find a girl standing there.

    "Who are you? ask's the teacher.............

    "Daisy Hill"


Comments

  • #2
    kjt
    Registered Users Posts: 3,057 ✭✭✭kjt


    Haha, lol thanks for that.
    Nice laugh b4 bed


  • #3
    Kevin_rc_ie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭Kevin_rc_ie


    wow, heard that joke in so many different ways so many times. i don't find children's fornication funny at all. a t'all a t'all a t'all.


  • #4
    Stompbox
    Registered Users Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭Stompbox


    Thought it was good


  • #5
    claires friend
    Closed Accounts Posts: 80 ✭✭claires friend


    Kevin_rc_ie wrote:
    wow, heard that joke in so many different ways so many times. i don't find children's fornication funny at all. a t'all a t'all a t'all.

    Really, don't knock it till you try it


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