gay joke ---warning!---

bummer-boy

why is it that gay men are so clean in their house,home and hygiene but what they do together is so dirty??


made that up myself.

fade2black

This is the first time I've ever got to see one one these things before they get blown out of the water.

MiniMetro

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toiletduck

that just aint funny, not because it's a "gay joke" but just because it sucks.

dregin

fade2black wrote:

This is the first time I've ever got to see one one these things before they get blown out of the water.

As a veteran in these matters let me advise you to run and take refuge before the flame brigade arrives.....

/me dons his nuclear fallout protection hat

koneko

Omg I posted before it's locked

HI MUM!!!

28064212

Wow that's a really, really crap joke.

toiletduck

i dont think it deserves to be called a joke.

woohoo, 200th post!

Waltons

I don't get it...

fade2black

I don't think it's meant to be a joke....just something that's causing all of these replies....Better stop now...

Yavvy

"I don't get it..."

maybe you should be cleaner around the house and home and hygiene ... then you might get it all the time...just like them Ghays

Stark

bummer-boy wrote:

why is it that gay men are so clean in their house,home and hygiene but what they do together is so dirty??


made that up myself.

I'm sure you did.

Anyway, with the exception of a minority of fetishes, gay sex is very clean. Douching also adds to the cleanliness. I hope I've helped answer your question

bummer-boy

Stark wrote:

I hope I've helped answer your question

actually, im gay myself. but i can still take a joke :eek:

bounty_hunter

Did you say that was a gay "joke"?

HerrLipp

Don't think so, jokes are meant to be funny. Maybe he's the joke?

bounty_hunter

My thoughts exactly. Apart from the bit about the feet, that's just weird.

Glipmac

Joke? Where? Did I miss it?

bounty_hunter

He missed it.

DukeDredd

Maybe it's funny 'cause it's not funny.

bummer-boy

technically, its not a joke but a (slightly) humourous observation :eek:

j0e

Stark wrote:

Douching also adds to the cleanliness. I hope I've helped answer your question

what exactly is douching?

bummer-boy

j0e wrote:

what exactly is douching?

flushing out your hole with the shower :eek:

joejoem

oh wow its not locked, Im cool

Goodshape

j0e wrote:

what exactly is douching?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douche/

"A Douche (/duʃ/, French for "shower") in American English generally describes a stream of water or a device used to introduce a stream of water into the body for medical or "sanitary" reasons. In other languages douche only has the original French meaning of shower. In the US English sense, it is similar to an enema, however the term is used colloquially to apply to the use in the vagina for women. A douche bag is a piece of equipment for douching: a bag for holding the water or fluid used in douching."

county

you say gay sex is very clean,as clean as straight sex or cleaner

Glipmac

That "Joke" was pants but the replies are Exelent

Hmm_Messiah

would suggest making the thread a "stickie" but some similar pun made in the revered LGB(T) section.

Anyways if the sex is good it should be "dirty" (as in what my mum would call dirty)

another gay joke:
what does a lesbian say after the 2nd date?
"the removals van will be here thursday with my stuff"
what does a gay man say after the 2nd date ?
"WTF ya mean a second! date? "

county

good gay jokes must be thin on the ground!!

tuxy

not only is it a crap joke but he got it from a program called faq u, which was on bbc last week

Hmm_Messiah

county wrote:

good gay jokes must be thin on the ground!!

thats because it's nothing to laugh about

Sherifu

The only gay joke I know:

gay#1: You make my whole day
gay#2:

You make my hole weak