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Adult joke (you have been warned !!)

  • 01-06-2005 10:17pm
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    KTRIC
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    After her sixth child, Jane decided that she should have some cosmetic

    surgery "down below" to restore herself to her former youthful glory

    because her bomb doors were dangling a bit too low and looked like a

    ripped out fireplace. Time and childbirth had taken its toll and she

    reckoned that, with six children now being the limit, she'd tidy things

    with a nip here and a tuck there so it looked more like a piggy bankslot

    rather than a badly packed kebab. Following the operation she awoke from

    her anaesthetic to find three roses at the end of the bed. "Who are

    these from ?" she asked the nurse, "They're very nice but I'm a bit

    confused as to why I've received them." "Well" said the nurse, "The

    first is from the surgeon - the operation went so well and you were such

    a model patient that he wanted to say thanks". "Ahhh, that's really

    nice" said Jane. "The second is from your husband - he's delighted the

    operation was such a success that he can't wait to get you home.

    Apparently it'll be the first time he's touched the sides for years and

    he's very excited!". "Brilliant!" said Jane. "And the third?". "That's

    from Eric, a patient in the burns unit" said the nurse. "He just wanted

    to say thanks for his new ears."


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