Adult joke: been warned: following the trend

Hmm_Messiah

shortened version (= 10 min long pub joke type)

young single woman gives birth. the nurse approaches her and says that she has given birth to a boy. the woman asks was he healthy, the nurse said sure, but woman could see some hint of concern in the nurse's expression and asked why:

"well its just that the child is..coloured..and we've never seen one in this parish hospital"
"OMG...well...you'll probably think I am terrible but I could barely afford college..so I did some acting in ...adult movies......one of my co stars was black"
"Ah ok....but....erm....we also noticed the child has quite slanted eyes..."
"OMG...well...you'll think I am awful but...another guy in those films was japanese"
"Ah ok...well its just ..well.... when baby coughs ..he..."
"OMG ..no!...don't tell me..."
"..its just when he coughs we think he might have a wee chest infection.."



"OMG...for a second I thought you were gonna say he ....barks"



(and yes I KNOW it makes no biological sense)

Glipmac

Harsh, funny but harsh...

Sherifu

Lame as a one legged duck...

fun bus

Nurses don't deliver babies-midwives do

PADDYPOKER

Good one.

Can see myself in the pub trying to remember that one with
8 pints on board

fragile

Hmm_Messiah wrote:

shortened version (= 10 min long pub joke type)

Dragging 10 mins out of a joke like that in a pub wouldn't be very good for health

Hobart

fun bus wrote:

Nurses don't deliver babies-midwives do

Where did it say that the nurse "delivered" the baby? You fukcing Einstein!

Hmm_Messiah

fun bus wrote:

Nurses don't deliver babies-midwives do

where exactly did it say a nurse delivered a baby ? same place where 3 different sperm contributions fertilixed the same egg?
you must be great fun.

MooShop

its only a joke no need to take a deep meaning out of it, hate people that do that

good joke though

Dr.Feelgood

I dont like being tired!

fun bus

only messing lads! i thought this was the humour section!? the joke was hilarious. sitting here on (very quiet!) nights next to the maternity ward-just trying to keep the aul brain tickin' over

kittenkiller

How did my story reach the press????

Hmm_Messiah

yo mixed up your wedding video with "Linda does Lassie"
after that kinda hard to keep it quiet.
Moral of Story:
If your gonna do porn no head shots.

Hmm wait, I need to reword that or it wouldnt be very exciting would it?

oddlyaromatic

It'd be just fine.

Man.

I don't even want to think about the new Lassie flick any more. God.

Seriously.

It's following me.

I hate you for this.

LegacyUser

kablamo!