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A boy and his frog (adult)

  • 02-06-2005 5:07pm
    #1
    bummer-boy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19 ✭


    a woman is searching for a present for her boyfriend. she tries the pet-store.
    "i have the perfect present for your boyfriend, a magic frog" says the shopkeeper. "it does bl*wj*bs"
    she takes it home and the boyfriend tries it out.
    "wow!!" he says "this is the best"
    later that night she wakes to find him not in bed,she goes down stairs and finds him and the frog in the kitchen. pots and pans are out, the frog is wearing an apron and the stove is on.
    "what are you doing cooking this time of night?!"
    "well" he says "if i can teach it to cook as well,you're out!"


    its funny cos its true.


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