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sad i know

  • 04-06-2005 9:21pm
    #1
    Umiq88
    Registered Users Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭


    a fish swimmed into a wall and said damn

    3 blonds walked into a bar you think one of them would have seen it


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  • #2
    Stompbox
    Registered Users Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭Stompbox


    Yeah you're right. That is sad


  • #3
    kittenkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    Sad

    But i'm still laughing!


  • #4
    MooShop
    Registered Users Posts: 974 ✭✭✭MooShop


    very sad


  • #5
    StupidLikeAFox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,711 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    What do you call cheese that isnt yours?



    Nacho cheese


  • #6
    NikNik
    Closed Accounts Posts: 221 ✭✭NikNik


    Two Peanuts walking down a dark alley
    One was assaulted

    How do dinosaurs pay for things ?
    Tyrannosaurus cheques

    What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick ?
    Fcuks funny


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  • #7
    Frank Drebin
    Registered Users Posts: 412 ✭✭Frank Drebin


    psittacosis wrote:
    a fish swimmed into a wall and said damn

    The fish swam for Petes sake!!!

    Now thats funny!


  • #8
    Tyrrial
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    Frank Drebin wrote:
    The fish swam for Petes sake!!!

    Now thats funny!

    thank god you corrected that, i would NEVER have cracked the code :rolleyes:


  • #9
    Glipmac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 631 ✭✭✭Glipmac


    ColHol wrote:
    What do you call cheese that isnt yours?



    Nacho cheese

    Class the rest is pants compared to this one...


  • #10
    funk-you
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    might as well have been a load of fart jokes......actually-might have got a cheap laugh out of them


  • #11
    Velvet Vocals
    Registered Users Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭Velvet Vocals


    Seeing as were on the subject....


    Q: What do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

    A: Warren

    Q: What do you call a man hanging from a light?

    A: Sean-delier

    Q: What do you call a man with a shovel for a head?

    A: Dug

    Q: What do you call a man without a a shovel for a head?

    A: Dugless


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  • #12
    netwhizkid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,558 ✭✭✭netwhizkid


    if you guys want sad how about this,

    Why did the chicken cross the road ?

    To get to the other side !



    I know i'm not a jokewhizkid !!

    Sometimes when a joke is so bad it makes me laugh, i think of the guy telling it then i laugh !

    Regards netwhizkid


  • #13
    spudington16
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 786 ✭✭✭spudington16


    What do you call a Spaniard who's had his car stolen?

    Carlos! :D


  • #14
    StupidLikeAFox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,711 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    what do you call 4 matadors in quicksand?
    Quattro sinko


  • #15
    Velvet Vocals
    Registered Users Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭Velvet Vocals


    netwhizkid wrote:
    if you guys want sad how about this,

    Why did the chicken cross the road ?

    To get to the other side !



    I know i'm not a jokewhizkid !!

    Sometimes when a joke is so bad it makes me laugh, i think of the guy telling it then i laugh !

    Regards netwhizkid


    Well the guy telling this must have been hilarious


  • #16
    meditraitor
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,207 ✭✭✭meditraitor


    Sad enough to make me laugh :D


  • #17
    Ishmael
    Registered Users Posts: 1,460 ✭✭✭Ishmael


    What did the evil Roast beef say when it was put in the oven?

    Damn Foiled again!! :D:D


  • #18
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,603 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Thanks everyone who posted in this thread for making my day that little bit better.


  • #19
    joejoem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    Thats no problem, anytime.


  • #20
    fish fingers
    Registered Users Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭fish fingers


    spanish soccer player with no legs?? grassy ass
    2 spanish firemen??? hose a and hose b


  • #21
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,930 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    fish fingers wrote:
    spanish soccer player with no legs?? Mucho grassy ass
    .


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  • #22
    Naos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,738 ✭✭✭Naos


    What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
    A carrot.


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