the worst movie ever in History is...??

de_shadow

Rented out Birth with Nicole Kidman , girlfrinds choice,even she wanted it turned off after ten mins in.
Cursed with Christina Ricci is another one to be avoided at all costs .

davidtaylor

Robocop 2. Come on a ten-year-old drug lord!!!??? kinda far fetched.. that and the idea of robocop and the other evil one...

complete rubbish

TerrorFirmer

davidtaylor wrote:

Robocop 2. Come on a ten-year-old drug lord!!!??? kinda far fetched.. that and the idea of robocop and the other evil one...

complete rubbish

Robocop 3 is absolute dog crap.

But the first 2, my god they are pinacles of 80's filmmaking....

Winters

Walked out of "The Honeymooners" or whatever its called today.

Ann Elk

The Cat in the Hat, or 'The C*** in the S***hole' as it is sometimes referred to.

Illkillya

kawaii wrote:

According to IMDB this is the worst movie ever...

"The real reason John Reynolds (Torgo) appears to have big knees and walks funny is because his character is supposed to be a satyr. Reynolds designed his own prosthetics to make himself look like he had goat's feet. (Note how the wife gasps when she first looks down his feet, which the viewer does not get to see.)"
haha that sounds fairly bad alright.

The worst film I ever saw I think was Battlefield Earth with John Travolta.

Washout

anyone ever see Universal Soldier 2? it has got to be the biggest load of doggy poo ever

dramaqueen

Leprechaun in the Hood was pretty special!
And Showgirls was awful.

dramaqueen

Then of course there's Stop or my Mom will Shoot!

Oh Sylvester Stallone tut tut tut

TerrorFirmer

Washout wrote:

anyone ever see Universal Soldier 2? it has got to be the biggest load of doggy poo ever

God yeah that was horrible. Universal Soldier 3 was even worse.

Another 2 terrible, terrible movies I remember:

Cyborg Cop
Cyber Tracker and Cyber Tracker II - both oh so god damn horrendus.

Washout

MobileInfantry wrote:

God yeah that was horrible. Universal Soldier 3 was even worse.

Another 2 terrible, terrible movies I remember:

Cyborg Cop
Cyber Tracker and Cyber Tracker II - both oh so god damn horrendus.

they actually made a third one??? my god what were they thinking?

sisyphus

First off, how can anyone include Eraserhead in the list of worst films of all time?! This is sacrilidge. It's one of the most unusual and original cult movies of all time. A true classic.

Second, as for:

The worst film i've ever seen in terms of my personal tastes is "Napoleon Dynamite" but in terms of script, acting and general badness it's got to be "Bram Stoker's Dracula" resplendant(sp?) with Keanu Reeves in all his "moving-my-head-from-side-to-side-and-looking-confused-is-all-the-acting-anyone-could-ever-need" glory

Napoleon Dynamite was another highly original and low-budget film. Did very well, and I had a lot of time for it. As for Dracula, this is an all time classic. It's the closest Dracula adaptation to the original book, and has some sterling performances by Gary Oldman and Anthony Hopkins. Granted, it also has Keanu Reeves, but let's face it, he's a face thrown it to make the ladies feel good about coming to a horror movie!

As for my worst films of all time, I'd have to say Elektra (2004), The Flintstones (1994), Dune (1984), Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994), Street Fighter (1994). These movies are so bad, I believe the U.S. military uses them to torture their victims in a Clockwork Orange style manner!

FX Meister

40 Year Old Virgin, pure tripe.

thejovialhost

FX Meister wrote:

40 Year Old Virgin, pure tripe.

WTF? At least its original.
Worst movie has to be Men in Black II. Try as i might i cannot find the point of this 'film'

FX Meister

The point of MIB II was to make money, that's all. 40 YOV was not very original at all.

thejovialhost

Good point, still doesn't change the fact its pure crap. Worst movie ever, which is what the board is asking for.
What's wrong with 40 YOV?

Lukiebaggs

Mullholland Drive by David Lynch.

Its Arty Pretentious **** - hes a perv - hes got no cinematic style, all he does is play with narritve and cock up 2 hours of your life - put probably more because you'l enevitably try to watch it again to try to understand it.

the film makes no sense no matter how many times you view it. Your supposed to make up your own explanation - which is total bullcrap because what ever you come up with is contradicted by one scene or other.

I hate this film with a pasion and if you try to defend it your no better then David Lynch himself.

The General

This thread should be titled "What is the worst movie YOU have ever seen?" because there are hundreds of films worst than every single film posted in this thread so far!

4Xcut

Spellbound. What a bad documentry about the american national spelling bee

Karl Hungus

Lukiebaggs wrote:

Mullholland Drive by David Lynch.

Its Arty Pretentious **** - hes a perv - hes got no cinematic style, all he does is play with narritve and cock up 2 hours of your life - put probably more because you'l enevitably try to watch it again to try to understand it.

the film makes no sense no matter how many times you view it. Your supposed to make up your own explanation - which is total bullcrap because what ever you come up with is contradicted by one scene or other.

I hate this film with a pasion and if you try to defend it your no better then David Lynch himself.

So basically you're right in your small minded assumption, and anyone who would say anything to the contrary is not only wrong, but contemptable? Fantastic reasoning right there.

I personally enjoyed the film a lot, and the narrative made quite a lot of sense to me. I'm really beggining to get into more abstract films like that of David Lynch.

joe_chicken

A.I.
what seemed like 10 hours of that little kid (cant even be bothered to look up his name) looking all sad and doey-eyed and sad and clingy and...... argg... it makes me angry just thinkin about how much time i wasted either wanting to see or seeing this movie... terrible

turnback

jesus david lynch is great. kinda immature to say arty pretentious ****. if u want straight narrow minded ****e then u probably go to uci anyway.
eraserhead was deadly.

anyway my worst one is Major League 2

It IS in fact, the worst film ever made. Went to see it by mistake when I was 13 and still regret it. I'm 25.

Ishmael

AAATAAAACCCKK of the killer tomatoes!!

My god, that movie has so many different levels of ****ness, i couldn't actually watch it all but jaysus, i couldn't actually tell if it was supposed to be very bad humor or "scary".

BolBill

Mulholland Drive had its moments, yeah the ones involving Naomi Watts !!!!
A.I. was complete crap, could not believe Speilberg went near it, it was complete and utter crap, and the ending, WTF !

bopper

Bedazzled (the liz hurley and brendan fraser version) bar none HAS to be the worst film in history!

Joeface

STEALTH ... this movie should have been banned ,it should be erased for everyones memory who has ever seen it free of charge by the stuido responisble...and the guy who came up with the plot should be chained up in public and the masses supplied with tomatoes to Throw at him


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Franky Boy

Land of The Dead.

garred

Supersize Me. WTF!!!...I'm going to eat McDonalds for a month and only McDonalds to prove its unhealthy for you. Muppet. If they ask me do I want it Supersized I have to say yes. Say NO. I have proven that if you eat McDonalds only you will gain weight and be sick. What a toss pot.
The guy who made this should be beaten to an inch of his life and then tossed into a snake pit.

missingtime

Creep.Total bull-plop.
Resident Evil 2 was terrible aswell.

missingtime

Creep.Total bull-plop.
Resident Evil 2 was terrible aswell.
XXX 2.

Shivvv

In no particular order - from the top of my head....

1. Cruel Intentions - proof that the Americans have difficulty with irony and subtlety
2. The Specialist - "Stone & Stalone" - the most cringe inducing sex scenes ever!
3. The Pelican Brief

lodgepole

sisyphus wrote:

First off, how can anyone include Eraserhead in the list of worst films of all time?! This is sacrilidge. It's one of the most unusual and original cult movies of all time. A true classic.

Unusual and original it may be, but it's a load of ****. And i'm a big Lynch fan. Eraserhead is without a doubt one of the ****test films i've ever had to drag myself through.

Inspector Gadget and Battlefield Earth are two films that were really really bad. Inspector Gadget pissed me off particularly because I loved the series... Sometimes I wonder how these scripts get off the ground.

Roddy23

American Psycho 2- pure crap

Karl Hungus

garred wrote:

Supersize Me. WTF!!!...I'm going to eat McDonalds for a month and only McDonalds to prove its unhealthy for you. Muppet. If they ask me do I want it Supersized I have to say yes. Say NO. I have proven that if you eat McDonalds only you will gain weight and be sick. What a toss pot.
The guy who made this should be beaten to an inch of his life and then tossed into a snake pit.

...right, because people who go out of their way to prove a point, should have a beating. :rolleyes:

Skellington

Originally Posted by neuromancer
have you ever seen Terror Firmer? it's the greatest crock of ****, but it's almost brilliant too. Lemmy from Motorhead, Ron Jeremy and Lloyd Kaufman are in it.

all troma movies are classics.

my worst films would be black dog (whoever decided it'd be a good idea to put patrick swayze, randy travis and meatloaf together in a film deserves the good ol' fork in the eye), mrs. doubtfire , over the top, oh yeah, and cliffhanger

garred

Karl Hungus wrote:

...right, because people who go out of their way to prove a point, should have a beating. :rolleyes:

Nope. Eating only whats on the menu in a fastfood diner will be unhealthy for anyone. Not drinking water, advised by his doctor, which is on their menu just for the "dramatic effect". Not saying no when the staff ask do you want it supersized. Why pick McDonalds to conduct this experiment. Simple....publicity. What have we learned that we did'nt already know from this "movie". Sweet FA!

Creature

Batman & Robin - "You are not sending me to da coola"

edd027

Creature wrote: »

Batman & Robin - "You are not sending me to da coola"

hahaha

Basq

edd027 wrote: »

hahaha

Please try and avoid replying to 4 year old threads..

Raiser

Did Romero ever do any Zombie Thread Movies?

Diego Smartly

I have to say the one film i absolutely hate would have to be The Untouchables. Its just terrible, it really is. When i first watched it i couldn't believe some of the ****e i was seeing and then the fact it won an oscar, jaysus!

It just made me very very angry:mad: