tom cruise going nuts

sleepwalker

seems katie holmes is slipping something into his food, check this out for a laugh


http://gorillamask.net/cruiseoprah.shtml

I pray he's not looking after the kids. If anyone tries to convince me he was stone cold sober, with iggles like that?


Not a bleedin' hope!

Lord Nikon

Damn, that guys in love. I want all of what he is havin'. I'm not surprised at how happy he is, with Katie Holmes by his side.

cregser

Aww, he's found a woman who's not taller than him. And about 20 years younger.

sleepwalker

haha bit awkward the way he manhandled her out onto the stage though

sceptre

neuromancer wrote:

Damn, that guys in love. I want all of what he is havin'. I'm not surprised at how happy he is, with Katie Holmes by his side.

I haven't read popbitch in a few weeks but I'm sure they've some interesting things to say about the pair given what they've said about his sex life in the past. Kidman's not talking of course, because they've two kids together (that's the way she put it on Entertainment Today or whatever it's called (which I watched merely because it was 4am when I got home and there was nowt else on)).

monkeyfudge

cregser wrote:

Aww, he's found a woman who's not taller than him. And about 20 years younger.

And the two of them have new films coming out this month... they have so much in common....

petes

pissed as a fart tbh

ziggy

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zAbbo

cause she's not a dude

qz

Most definatley drunk.

Cianos

Can you spell publicity? Funny thing is I'm sure it works.

Giblet

He's high on Jesus, or some sort of goat that the Scientologists worship.

Naos

Or maybe.. he just really likes this woman.
And if he can get away with jumping up and down on Oprahs leather sofa during live american tv, then why not?

Ive seen interviews before with him, he seems to be a cool guy.
He has, in his contract, that if ever one of his kids call him, shooting must be stopped, regardless of scene/expense and he will take the call for as long as the kids want to talk.

dudara

From what of him I've seen in interviews etc, he comes across really well, really personable and likeable. Let him be happy (if he is)

anthonymcg

I don't agree with his whole belief in scientology but he does seem like a guy who enjoys life and doesn't take himself too seriously.

Umiq88

maybe he just needs to pee

Crucifix

She's gonna dump him. lol. Best bit was the way he kept (spelling now) genuflecting at the alter of Oprah.

*Page*

he has a vibrator up his bum and someone has the remote!!

Rhyme

I can smell the drink through my modem

Captain Trips

Perhaps he's finally reached OT-3??? And realised the truth!

anthonymcg

Crucifix wrote:

She's gonna dump him. lol.

Yeah, cos she looked pissed off alright. :rolleyes:

Mr.Nice Guy

It's a funny clip but the Dane Cook impersonation of Tom underneath it is hilarious!

funky penguin

He's a Sexy beast, so he is.

DublinWriter

Captain Trips wrote:

Perhaps he's finally reached OT-3??? And realised the truth!

OT = Obnoxious Thespian.

Just get on the mothership Tom, yeah, L.Ron's in there, yeah, there's a hairdresser in there, no, Nicole isn't in there.

That's some major coked-up behaviour. The skit on it on the same page is well worth watching.

*Angel*

Crazy stuff!

][cEMAN**

*Page* wrote:

he has a vibrator up his bum and someone has the remote!!

I like the way you think

mike65

I HATE the audience. In both cases.

Mike.

Mossy Monk

oh tom, you so crazy :rolleyes:

and i agree, american audiences are idiots

RuggieBear

just saw an advert for the Jay Leno show on CNBC and it has Cruise on it.

It looks like he is taking the piss out of his Oprah performance....thinks it's on at 11 CET (10pm our time?) if anyone is interested....

PS: Should this thread not be in Television or has Seamus's reign of terror not got this far yet....