women, cant live with them..........

MooShop · 10-06-2005 12:22pm #1

Dont know if this was posted before but i found it amusing

Dear Technical Support,

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which
I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently
conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and
run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse,
Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as
LadsNightOut 3.1, football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of
GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but
it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down
completely for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2
and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two
systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product
soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use
up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and
Cleanhouse200x. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0
could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were
automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They
then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0
also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without
warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These other products have no Help
files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is. Additional problems
are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for
new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every
other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive,
it often crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called
MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.

Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 200x, but there could be
problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0
detects Mistress 200x, it tends to delete all of your Money before
uninstalling itself.

Please help?