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Bad Sunburn

  • 11-06-2005 10:30am
    #1
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭


    A man fell asleep on the beach. He woke up several hours later and suffered a severe sunburn to his legs and was taken to the closest hospital, which happened to be a U.S. Naval Hospital.His skin had turned a bright red and was very painful and had started to blister. Anything that touched his legs caused agony.The lead on the medical staff at the naval hospital, that night, was a Chief Corpsman, in the emergency room. The Chief checked him out and then prescribed continued intravenous feedings of water, electrolytes, a mild sedative, and Viagra.

    Rather astounded, the 3rd class corpsman, who was with the Chief inquired, "What good will Viagra do him in that condition?"

    The Chief replied, "It'll keep the sheet off his legs."


Comments

  • #2
    Naos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,738 ✭✭✭Naos


    Haha, very good.
    Out of curiosity I wonder has anyone ever slipped viagra to a friend? Ive one friend who was seriously thinking about plotting this..
    I say and hope its "was"..


  • #3
    kittenkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    I likes it!


  • #4
    netwhizkid
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    One could also say it's to stop him from falling out of bed !

    Regards netwhizkid


  • #5
    rugbug86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,335 ✭✭✭rugbug86


    Mear wrote:
    Haha, very good.
    Out of curiosity I wonder has anyone ever slipped viagra to a friend? Ive one friend who was seriously thinking about plotting this..
    I say and hope its "was"..

    i'd like to do that to someone and then bring them to somewhere that there'd be really hot girlies but no way he could do anything. or am i just cruel? :rolleyes:


  • #6
    bp_me
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,648 ✭✭✭bp_me


    rugbug86 wrote:
    i'd like to do that to someone and then bring them to somewhere that there'd be really hot girlies but no way he could do anything. or am i just cruel? :rolleyes:


    You have learned well grasshopper....now hop hop for all you're worth.


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  • #7
    Jenny90
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9 ✭Jenny90


    :):) hehe lol funny


  • #8
    rymus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,819 ✭✭✭rymus


    rugbug86 wrote:
    i'd like to do that to someone and then bring them to somewhere that there'd be really hot girlies but no way he could do anything. or am i just cruel? :rolleyes:


    Yeah 'cos theres absolutely no use for both a raging hard on and a room full of gorgeous women. :rolleyes:


  • #9
    oddlyaromatic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 96 ✭✭oddlyaromatic


    rymus wrote:
    Yeah 'cos theres absolutely no use for both a raging hard on and a room full of gorgeous women. :rolleyes:

    Except a firm beating.

    Wow. What I said means two things. I'm getting good at this witty crap.


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