Irish personal columns

shellspeare · 11-06-2005 12:13pm #1

How can one *not* love the Irish after reading these actual ads from a Dublin newspaper?

Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict
interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football
Club and has been known to starting fights on Patrick Street at three
o'clock in
the morning.

Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by long
time fiancée, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still
exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches.

Ginger haired Galway man, a born troublemaker, gets
slit-eyed and shirty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for
bail purposes, maybe more.

Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp
cottage in the arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde
lady, with a lovely chest.

Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks
alibi for the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.

Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old
double-jointed supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded
twin sister.

Capt'n Midnight · 11-06-2005 12:39pm

shellspeare wrote:

How can one *not* love the Irish after reading these actual ads from a Dublin newspaper?

They are funny but pretending that they are genuine does not make them funnier. I laugh at your gullibility? (sp - couldn't find it in the dictionary)

Q 1. 270 marks
Name the paper.