Tent

Flashling

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend awake. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" Holmes questioned.
Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent."




Jed and Art were two farmers living in rural Georgia. They had been fast friends for many years and their farms were adjacent to each other.

One day Art went over to see Jed. Art went out back behind the barn and was horrified to see his best friend Jed having sex with a pig. Art ran away and quickly drove his pick-up truck to the local bar.

He sat down at the bar, shocked and horrified, and ordered two shots of whiskey. The bartender was surprised to see Art in such a state.

"What's got you all riled, Art?," said the bartender.

"I just caught Jed screwing one of his hogs," replied Art.

"Well, what was the pig, a boy or girl?" asked the bartender.

Art scowled and said harshly, "That pig was a female. Jed's no queer!"


Sorry if it's been done before, but it made me laugh!

mad m

Made me laugh also...

Tyrrial

funny... very funny

Naos

*snort*
good ones..(er)

Zeppie

*giggles* ...tee hee