Lost in translation

Capt'n Midnight

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StupidLikeAFox

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country

turns into

It interrogates with this drechselte from the tone to the country, he
he he who you request, who, those, a that elasticity to __ from
affinch to the country relative to the form for the energy

funky penguin

"I am a monkey"

wave the magic wand...

"They are the rammer to exempt the fall."


This is cool.

funky penguin

LMFAO!!!

"I do enjoy pancakes for breakfast."


"I consider the first small center of the same lunch I that I used them
of the cake."

Matthewthebig

"YORE MA!"

becomes

"In the main mine of the periods!"

Nuttzz

My sig becomes

But of course, of the way that this this extremity works, you he would
have that to being notionless of this whole test of the DNA von
Simpson. And she would be full with nut/mother

grimsbymatt

Text from my sig: -


You can rob the official policies? The machine of nut/mother is a
false cut inside.

Goodshape

Weekly I rant on -

Rant the weekly compartment in the function

kawaii

lol. This is good.

Boobies translates to....


...Pessoa-person-to insinuate weak

kawaii

I love you

To....


Master to him.

Ha ha ha ha haaaaa!!!

Juan Pablo

Jesus, laugh out loud!

becomes*

With urlo of the Christian it is to the smile!

*via Chinese, Japanese, and Korean

Ishmael

Original English Text:
Hey sally, remember when i said i'd kill you last.
I Lied!

Translated to French:
Hé sally, rappelez-vous quand j'ai dit que je vous détruirais dure.
Je Me suis trouvé !

Translated back to English:
Hé sally, you recall when I said that I would destroy you hard. I
was!


End Result!!!

Translated back to English:
Hé sally, immovable atendimentos they, when I to say that it would
destroy forts. I age!

full forward

LOL


Original English Text:
By a lonely prison wall
I heard a young girl calling
Micheal they are taking you away
For you stole Trevelyn's corn
So the young might see the morn.
Now a prison ship lies waiting in the bay.

Translated back to English:
Of the wall, of that one the halting of the atendimentos approximately
understood to self-sufficient person the one of Micheal of a girl who
sees therefore she cancels them for the cereal of Trevelyn of the
stole, in a position to see the new people to the morning. To load for
him is a boat of the care of the takings of the halting in of the
drawer.

Goodshape

this is getting pretty old now.

Well, alright then. One more.

==

this hour receives old graceful man. Spendthrift of spendthrift then.
More.

(how, erm, poetic)

oddlyaromatic

A long time a go in a galaxy far far away...

"The galaxy is much stay to the interior of a distant absentee of the
distant absentee distant absentee..."

Man. Lucas probably could have pulled another hour out of all six movies.


And one for the road.

Let me not to the marriage of true minds
admit impediments. Love is not love,
which alters when it alteration finds,
not bends with the remover to remove

"Part of the left me with this applicable alcohol of the connection for
lasciargli the prevention also. The love is not a love, of which it
does not modify, when the findings the modification, curves with
clearing the dissolvent."

So that's how you can write better than Shakespeare.

To think, I used to spend ages clicking through altavista's babelfish to get stuff like this done.

Man. That was a dull week..

Curran

Well i asked the translation machine this...............

"I ask you this....
Is jacko guilty or not guilty....that is the question"

Findings are a lil suspect....i think you will agree!

I ask him to the excess this.... I am jacko guilty, or... this does
not accuse the question

Hmmmm......