Favourite All Time Movie Quote

Ishmael

Aliens
Hudson(i think): Hey chavez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
cahvez: No, have you?



"17 days......17days, hey i don't want to rain on your parade pal but we aint gonna last 17 hours, those things are gonna come in here just like they did before, there gonna come in here and there gonna kill us"

Last Action Hero:

"Hey, you want to be a farmer, Well heres a couple of achers"

BANZAI_RUNNER

" If you do that again, i'm gonna hit you so hard , it will kill him"

Wacker

David Mills: Wait, I thought all you did was kill innocent people.
John Doe: Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? An obese man... a disgusting man who could barely stand up; a man who if you saw him on the street, you'd point him out to your friends so that they could join you in mocking him; a man, who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish your meal. After him, I picked the lawyer and I know you both must have been secretly thanking me for that one. This is a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath that he could muster to keeping murderers and rapists on the streets!
David Mills: Murderers?
John Doe: A woman...
David Mills: Murderers, John, like yourself?
John Doe: [interrupts] A woman... so ugly on the inside she couldn't bear to go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside. A drug dealer, a drug dealing pederast, actually! And let's not forget the disease-spreading whore! Only in a world this ****ty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face. But that's the point. We see a deadly sin on every street corner, in every home, and we tolerate it. We tolerate it because it's common, it's trivial. We tolerate it morning, noon, and night. Well, not anymore. I'm setting the example. What I've done is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed... forever.


You'd almost see his point! My favourite film.

Hedge

From Life of Brian

"Can I have a packet of gravel mum?"

Or from Layer Cake

"F**king females is for poofs"

~Rebel~

Zulu wrote:

Apples? Do you like apples?



....well how do you like them apples?

Whats that actually from again?!

anyway..
"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die"
-Princess Bride

"Hmmm I thought christmas only came once a year"
-Bond when in bed with Christmas Jones

"I dont trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die"
-South Park

"Should I bolt every time I get that feeling in my gut when I meet someone new? Well, I've been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my guts have **** for brains."
-High Fidelity

***Last BoyScout - some serious classics here***
"Jimmy Dix: Hey, man. You ever play ball? You've got a good build.
Joe Hallenbeck: What are you, a fag?
Jimmy Dix: No, I'm just trying to break the ice.
Joe Hallenbeck: I like ice. Leave it the **** alone."

"The sky is blue, water is wet, women have secrets."

"Thug: Alright, you want it in the chest, or the head?
Joe Hallenbeck: Yeah, that's what your wife said.
Thug: Hey man, stop with the wife ****!
Joe Hallenbeck: Ask me how fat she is. Ask me.
Thug: How fat is she?
Joe Hallenbeck: She's so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. If you wanna **** her you gotta slap her thigh and ride the wave in! She's so fat, her high school picture was an aerial shot!"

"Joe Hallenbeck: This is the nineties. You don't just go around punching people. You have to say something cool first."

"Jimmy Dix: I figure you gotta be the dumbest guy in the world, Joe. You're trying the save the life of the man who ruined your career, and avenge the death of the guy that ****ed your wife."

"Joe Hallenbeck: You don't think the cops can helpyou?
Cory: Sure, after I'm dead they'll perform the autopsy."

"Jimmy: Okay, what would Joe do at a time like this? He'd kill everybody and smoke some cigarettes."

"Joe Hallenbeck: Leather pants.
Jimmy Dix: Yeah.
Joe Hallenbeck: What's something like that run?
Jimmy Dix: Six-fifty.
Joe Hallenbeck: Six hundred and fifty dollars?
Jimmy Dix: Yeah.
Joe Hallenbeck: They're pants.
Jimmy Dix: Yeah.
Joe Hallenbeck: You wear them?
Jimmy Dix: YES.
Joe Hallenbeck: They don't, like, have a TV in them or something?
Jimmy Dix: Nope.
Joe Hallenbeck: I am very old."

"Milo: You think you are so ****ing cool, don't you? You think you are so ****ing cool. But just once, I would like to hear you scream in pain...
Joe Hallenbeck: Play some rap music."

"Alley Thug: Wrong place, wrong time. Nothing personal.
Joe Hallenbeck: That's what you think. Last night I ****ed your wife.
Alley Thug: Oh you did, hah? How'd you know it was my wife?
Joe Hallenbeck: She said her husband was a big pimp lookin' mother****er with a hat.
Alley Thug: Oh, you're real cool but you've got to take a bullet.
Joe Hallenbeck: After ****ing your wife I'll take two."

-Joe Hallenbeck (Bruce Willis) coolest man ever.


Some Arnie...
"Oh come on... STOP WHINING! You kids are soft! You lack discipline! WELL I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU, YOU ARE MINE NOW! YOU BELONG TO ME!"

"I'm a cop you idiot!"

"Who is you're Daddy, and what does he do?"

"Come with me if you want to live!"

and of course the obvious Arnie.."Ill be back"

Zulu

Zulu wrote:

Apples? Do you like apples?

....well how do you like them apples?

It's from "Good Will Hunting".

kenny

Blane (waves pouch of tobacco around): "Buncha slack jawed faggots around here..this stuff'll make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus...just like me "

BraveheartGal

stephen lookin up at the sky
"alright father ill ask em...."

the scottish guys look at each other completely baffled
"is your father a ghost or do you converse with the almighty"

stephen:"in order to find his equal an irishman is forced to talk to god (lookin up to sky again) yes father! the almighty says dont change the subject jus answer the ****in question"

(bravheart)


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What we do in life echoes in eternity
(gladiator)

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do ya want a dag?
(snatch)
***********

pumba!let me define, babysitting!
(lion king)

**********

my name is brick and im what some people call mentally retarded
(anchorman)

*******

the whole world is on fire
(last of the mohecians)

Zaph

Life of Brian

Brian: You're ALL individuals!
Crowd: Yes! We're all individuals!
Brian: You're all different!
Crowd: Yes, we ARE all different!
Man in crowd: I'm not...

Alqua

Not sure what my all time favourite is, but here are some of my favourites from Michael Collins:

British officer: "You're seven minutes late, Mr. Collins."
Michael Collins: "You've kept us waiting 700 years. You can have your seven minutes."

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Michael Collins: "Some people died for Ireland, but Dev, he hoored for Ireland!" (not sure if that is the exact quote)

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Michael Collins: "Give us the future, we've had enough of your past. Give us back our country, to live in, to grow in, to love."

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Cathal Brugha: "The Minister is exceeding his brief!"
Michael Collins: "And what is my brief, Cathal?"
Cathal Brugha: "Intelligence."
Michael Collins: "Actually, Cathal, I'm Minister for Gun-Running, Daylight Robbery, and Bloody Mayhem."

Third_Echelon

Some genius from See no evil, hear no evil
Wally is Richard Pryor
Dave is Gene Wylder

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Eve: Any last requests, Mr. Carew?
Wally: I suppose a **** is out of the question.
Eve: I'm afraid so.
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Dave: Today I threatened to shoot a naked woman with my erection.

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Wally: These streets are bumpy.
Dave: You're driving on the sidewalk!