Pass out drunk

litereaper!

Who here has go extreeemly drunk we want to know and tell us what you did,
also if you have any hang over tips we would like to hear them.

therecklessone

I have refined the act of drunken tomfoolery to a fine art.

I have:

1. Pissed out the window of a hotel two nights running (situated right beside the local cop shop)
2. Pissed off O'Connell Bridge then walked down Aston Quay with my flute hanging out.
3. Pissed in the corner of a hotel room (whilst sleep walking)

Notice a pattern...

4. Attempted to chat up a prostitute on a Limerick street
5. Driven home from Galway to Dublin absolutely ****faced (this makes me a complete wanker by the way)
6. Carried/dragged a bus stop home with me.
7. Tried to ride a mates girlfriend.

petes

therecklessone wrote:

4. Attempted to chat up a prostitute on a Limerick street

What line did you use?

therecklessone

petes wrote:

What line did you use?

I'm guessing "do you come here often?"...

I was too drunk to recall much, but was informed of my entire nights debauchery by various mates. Thats my morning after usually, phone around to try and piece together the previous nights activities. Oh my precious brain cells...

Jim

The room is spinning.

Sarky

A friend of mine once dropped his pants, put a kitchen bin on his head, and went around the house saying "I'm Ned Kelly!"

But drinking too much is bad, children. Don't do it. Or at least if you do, overdo it so much you kill yourself off and stop annoying the rest of us.

Chad ghostal

Sarky wrote:

A friend of mine once dropped his pants, put a kitchen bin on his head, and went around the house saying "I'm Ned Kelly!"

fowl
*tear*