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whats the most random joke you have!!

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  • #122
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Pants!


  • #123
    rabbitinlights
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,008 ✭✭✭rabbitinlights


    A seal walks into a Club...............


  • #124
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,930 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    A woman went to see a psychiatrist and complained, "Doctor, my husband thinks he's a magician."
    "What's so bad about that?" the shrink asked.
    "We're being sued. A week ago my husband shoved a girl into a trunk and sawed it in half."
    "The girl's family is suing you?" the psychiatrist asked.
    "No, the circus," the woman replied. "The elephant bled to death."


  • #125
    sprinkles
    Registered Users Posts: 4,510 ✭✭✭sprinkles


    rabbitinlights wrote:
    A seal walks into a Club...............
    ROFL!! Love it.


  • #126
    tophurler
    Registered Users Posts: 219 ✭✭tophurler


    Two peanuts walked down a dark alley and one was a-salted.

    Whats pink and hard????





    A pig with a flick knife :)


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  • #127
    bringitdown
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,002 ✭✭✭bringitdown


    Can we consolidate and sticky this?


  • #128
    cotillion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 66 ✭✭cotillion


    What's red and if you try to talk to it, it'll punch you?


    An angry airport.


  • #129
    Daniel_109
    Closed Accounts Posts: 79 ✭✭Daniel_109


    Whats blue & black and if it fell off a tree it would hurt u?
    A JCB!

    Why did the plane crash?
    The pilot was a loaf of bread!

    Whats black & blue and hates sex?
    A rape victim

    What do michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?
    They both get turned on by kids and are unsuitable for kids under 10!

    Have u heard michael jacksons new single?
    "Dont let your son go down on me"


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