Chicken Jokes

Captain Hook

does anyone know why the chicken really crossed the road?

tell me what you think :cool:

why did the the chicken go up the road at 100 mph?
Coz it got hit by a car!

homerule

why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side!!
such a classic

7thSeal

And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road."And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

Captain Hook

why did the hedgehog cross the road?

to see his flat mate!

7thSeal

Dr. Seuss's answer

Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes! The chicken crossed the road,
but why it crossed, I've not been told!

7thSeal

On behalf of the people of Ireland, we reserve the right to defend the roads of the island against the chicken. For 800 years the Irish People have resisted the imposition of chickens by force of arms and shall continue to do so until the chicken is expelled from our land. Anyone collaborating with the chicken, or assisting or enabling the imposition of road crossing by chickens, will be deemed legitimate targets in our struggle against tyranny.

Capt'n Midnight

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Since no one saw a chicken crossing, it didn't cross the road and was always on this side - Creationists.



Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road - she wanted to lay it on the line.

7thSeal

In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. If someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, that was good enough for us.

StupidLikeAFox

Why did the chicken cross the road?

SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do
not even have a chicken.

GEORGE W BUSH
We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the
chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or
against us. There is no middle ground.

COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of
the chicken crossing the road.

TONY BLAIR
I agree with George.

HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
allowed to have access to the other side of the road.


DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

MARTIN LUTHER KING,! JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without
having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us
the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?

SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
reveals your underlying s*xual insecurity.

BILL GATES
eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your
important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is
an integral part of eChicken2003.


ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the
chicken?

petes

Why did the opening poster cross the road?



His knob was stuck in the chicken.

MooShop

ColHol - excellent post