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cinderella i think not

  • 21-06-2005 7:08pm
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    rugbug86
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    A man was driving home late one night and was feeling very horny. As he
    passed a pumpkin patch, his mind started to wander. He thought to
    himself, "You know, a pumkin is soft and squishy inside, and there is no
    one around here for miles." He pulled over to the side of the road
    picked out a nice juicy-looking pumkin, cut the appropriate size hole in
    it, and began to do the pumpkin.

    After a while, he is really into it, so he doesn't notice the police car
    pull up. The cop walks over and says, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize
    that you are having sex with a pumpkin?"

    The man looks at the cop in complete horror, thinks fast and says, " A
    pumpkin? Is it midnight already?"


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