Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

A Parrot in a Brothel

  • 21-06-2005 11:48pm
    #1
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭


    A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a
    beautiful African Grey parrot.


    "What about this one, Madam? A beautiful bird, and it's an absolute steal at
    only $20."


    "Why is it that cheap?" the woman asks.


    "Well", replies the assistant, "it used to live in a brothel and as a result
    its language is a touch fruity".


    "Oh, I don't mind that", said the woman, making her mind up, "I'm broad
    minded and it'll be a laugh having a profane parrot". So saying, she buys
    the parrot and takes him home.


    Once safely in his new home, the parrot looks around and squawks at the
    woman. "F*ck me, a new brothel and a new madam".


    "I'm not a madam and this is not a brothel" scolds the woman trying not to
    laugh.


    A little later the womans two teenage daughters arrive home.


    "Un f*cking-believable. A new brothel, a new madam, and now two new
    prostitutes" says the parrot when he sees the daughters. "Mum, tell your
    parrot to shut up, we're not prostitutes" complain the girls, but they all
    see the funny side and have a laugh at their new pet.


    A short while later, the womans husband Dave comes home.


    "In f*cking-credible, a new brothel, a new madam, new prostitutes, but the
    same old clients ..... How ya doin', Dave?"


Comments

Advertisement