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The Bacon Tree

  • 21-06-2005 11:59pm
    #1
    Le Rack
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    THE BACON TREE

    Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to
    death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the
    inevitable, when all of a sudden...

    "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I is sure of eet".

    "Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee".

    So, with renewed strength, they struggle off up the next sand dune, and
    there, in the distance, is a tree, just loaded with bacon.

    There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back
    bacon, double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured
    pig meat you can imagine!!

    "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Eees a bacon tree".

    "Luis, are sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert, don' forget".

    "Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell of bacon...ees
    no meerage, ees a bacon tree".

    And with that...Luis races towards the tree. He gets to within 5
    metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine
    gun opens up, and Luis is cut down is his tracks. It is clear he is
    mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe
    with his dying breath.

    "Pepe...go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree"

    "Luis, Luis mi amigo...what ees eet?"

    "Pepe...ees not a bacon tree....

    Ees

    "Ees, a Ham Bush"


Comments

  • #2
    Pyr0
    Registered Users Posts: 5,967 ✭✭✭Pyr0


    Omg! :eek:


  • #3
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I dont actually member what happens I just copy and pasted it from my emails..


  • #4
    dudara
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    ROFL. That was actually quite funny. (when you do the mexican accent in your head and all)


  • #5
    Naos
    Registered Users Posts: 4,738 ✭✭✭Naos


    Rofl that is great!


  • #6
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    :D funneh


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  • #7
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    hee


  • #8
    kent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 84 ✭✭kent


    lol.. that's a gud 'en


  • #9
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    cheesey but laughable...


  • #10
    nobodythere
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    I don't get it :o:confused:


  • #11
    Karl Hungus
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    Oh god, that's painfully good. :D


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  • #12
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    grasshopa wrote:
    I don't get it :o:confused:
    they thought they saw a tree of bacon, but it was a "mirage" and when they got to it it was an ambush, but with Mexican accent, it was an "hambush". Ham - bacon?


  • #13
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,101 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    lol that is good,love doing the accent in my head lol


  • #14
    Tiffany
    Registered Users Posts: 328 ✭✭Tiffany


    Boo.


  • #15
    juno75
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    lol
    I want some rashers :p


  • #16
    JackKelly
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    lol good joke


  • #17
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    does anyone else absolutley worship rashers?! Well any pig meat really?!


  • #18
    Karoma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Le Rack wrote:
    does anyone else absolutley worship rashers?! Well any pig meat really?!
    it's illegal innit? well..frowned upon at least?:p


  • #19
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Karoma wrote:
    it's illegal innit? well..frowned upon at least?:p
    heh... funny story... I'm a veggie now...


  • #20
    Karoma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Le Rack wrote:
    heh... funny story... I'm a veggie now...
    ponder your pig meat worshiping a bit more..think like a man mebbe..


  • #21
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Karoma wrote:
    ponder your pig meat worshiping a bit more..think like a man mebbe..
    Help me out, the boobs just won't allow it


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  • #22
    Karoma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    stop staring at mah moobs!

    OK. In an effort to clear things up...












    and in keeping with the other threads style of typing...









    :v:


  • #23
    mchurl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 992 ✭✭✭mchurl


    nice one i'm going to make a fry for myself now!!


  • #24
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I actually meant my boobs prevented me from thinking like a man....














    :)


  • #25
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Le Rack wrote:
    does anyone else absolutley worship rashers?! Well any pig meat really?!

    mmmmm

    Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
    Lisa: No.
    Homer: Ham?
    Lisa: No!
    Homer: Pork chops?
    Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!
    Homer: Heh heh heh... ooh... yeah... right, Lisa. A wonderful... magical animal.


  • #26
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    AAAHHH!!!
    Yes a wonderful magic tasty animal was the pig...


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