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Mr. Cadbury!

  • 22-06-2005 12:03am
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    Le Rack
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    Mr. Cadbury



    Mr. Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey.

    It was After Eight. She was from Quality Street; he

    was a Fisherman's Friend. On the way they stopped at

    a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had

    Wine Gum.





    He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the

    hole", she said. "I'm the one with the Nuts", he

    thought. Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked

    in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury

    turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic.





    It wasn't long before he slipped his hand into her

    Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Decker.

    Then he showed her his Curly Wurly. Ms Rowntree

    wasn't keen to have any more Jelly Babies, so she

    let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He

    was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge.





    It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of

    Turkish Delight. When he came out his Fun Sized Mars

    Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more but he

    decided to take Time Out. However, he noticed her

    Pink Wafers looked very appetising...So he did

    Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbert and gave her

    Gob Stopper.





    Unfortunately Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his

    wife, Caramel. Sadly, he was soon to discover he had

    caught V.D. It turns out Ms Rowntree had been with

    All Sorts.


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