For anyone who has ever worked in technical support!!

Dizzyblabla

http://chroniclesofgeorge.nanc.com/tickets1.htm

what's even funnier is the comments the guy puts under each ticket, I'm on page 9 now and I can't stop laughing, I had to share it with you all!

Eoin

want to post some here? can't get through to the site at work

petes

Lol. "her hole area cannot send external emails".

MooShop

good stuff - george is such an idiot, its just too funny :D:D:D

WizZard

Oh dear lord, I nearly cried. Hilarious... (but long)

Eoin

eoin_s wrote:

want to post some here? can't get through to the site at work

anyone?

Naos

Eoin,
They are screen shots not sentences..

Einstein

eoin_s wrote:

anyone?

could be a little tricky, the pages have screen dumps of tech support logs, with comments underneath...check it out at home if you can!

D..

Eoin

Mear wrote:

Eoin,
They are screen shots not sentences..

ah crap, thanks Mear. Guess I will have to do that whole work thing instead.

Orion

That reminds me of our helpdesk. I regularly have to decipher crap like this too

seamus

I'm guessing this dude is dyslexic. But even so, **** me that's funny.

Sherifu

Ah, yes, quike player. He's actually talking about Apple's QuickTime Player.

rofl, he's so useless.

Another quike player. After this, I think we all went into the Helpdesk room and beat George unconscious.

Couldn't blame them.

Ishmael

That is genius, havening, savening lol

THought this was one of the best

Description: oracle financial advisor needs to be stopped.

Yes, and quickly, before it destroys the world!!

zefer

that has to be the funniest thing I have ever read!
I think im going to start logging calls that way!

WizZard

seamus wrote:

I'm guessing this dude is dyslexic. But even so, **** me that's funny.

There is a FAQ on the site that deals with that question!

deisedevil

I'm working in tech support and get some of gods most special creatures ringing in so i feel this poor suckers pain. example: me: What version of windows are you using. customer: double glazing but what the hell has that got to do with my problem. why are you asking me that, i don't think you need to know that.
(god honest truth!!)
or the time i supposedly insulted a womens intelligence
woman:my modem is broken

me:how many lights are on on the modem at the moment?

woman:none i told you it's broken,i know what i'm talking about

me:is the cable for the modem connected to the pc.

woman:how dare you, just because i'm a woman doesn't mean i'm stupid,of course it's plugged in, it's broken!

me:ok i wasn't suggesting you were stupid, could i get you to go into your control panel please.

woman:hold on a minute i just need to turn on my computer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there ya go. had nothing to do with her being a woman but had everything to do with the fact that she is very STUPID!

Easily_Irritated

LoL thats funny. hell, people are stupid.

deisedevil

George: ******** needs access to manger discussion database

This database hosts hot talk about current cow and goat issues.

FFS dis is funny sheet,lol.