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    #452
    ANarcho-Munk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    Tea's better!


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    #453
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    I'm a proud, independent, unashamed tea addict.

    What?


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    #454
    Ajnag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 691 ✭✭✭Ajnag


    COFFEEE!
    Coffee is to sex as tea is to masterbation.


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    #455
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Ah, but here you show your ignorance, for I drink tea and yet do not masterbate.

    Ergo, by your statement, if I drank coffee I would not have sex! :D

    So I think I'll stick wit the tea, ta very much...


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    #456
    NotMe
    Registered Users Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    COFFEEE!
    Coffee is to sex (with an ugly woman) as tea is to masterbation (surrounded by good looking women).


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    #457
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Rozy wants boys!!!! gah!


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    #458
    airetam_storm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    And we all want girls................EVERYBODY GET NAKED :D


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    #459
    Ajnag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 691 ✭✭✭Ajnag


    as tea is to masterbation (surrounded by good looking women).

    But... It's still coitus personallus.

    And the coffee goddess is more beautifull then the most beautiful you ever saw :)


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    #460
    NotMe
    Registered Users Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Miss Cappuchino is pretty hot but Miss Bog Standard Coffee is a minger....






    Wait what the f*ck are we talkin' about?


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    #461
    Ajnag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 691 ✭✭✭Ajnag


    Wait what the f*ck are we talkin' about?
    WERE TYPING GODDAMN IT AND IN CAPS LOCKS TOOOOOOO!

    Next topic: Bizzare rituals of the interwab!


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    #462
    NotMe
    Registered Users Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    WOOO CAPS LOCK.


    1. Ritual no. 1:

    Users spelling their usernames backwards.


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    #463
    ANarcho-Munk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    ahh shup you EmTon


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    #464
    Ajnag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 691 ✭✭✭Ajnag


    ohh what do's emton mean? ;)

    Ritual No. 2. Fishing!
    Phear teh ROD!


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    #465
    NotMe
    Registered Users Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Ritual no. 3

    Typing. It is said that many interwebars type on their computers.


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    #466
    Ajnag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 691 ✭✭✭Ajnag


    Not I!
    I have an army of trained rodents suspended above my keyboard, their tiny feet do my bidding. Pitter patter my little minions!

    Ritual no. 4. Many interwabers have no concept of time late at night.


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    #467
    NotMe
    Registered Users Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    It's not late is it? *checks clock*

    Rituals 5.
    Threads go waaaay off topic. Like this one for instance.


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    #468
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    this is really unfriendly thread,
    perhaps we could all sit down and have a good smile..
    and some tea, with cakes and pie..


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    #469
    NotMe
    Registered Users Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    I'll make the tea. But I've no cakes left.


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    #470
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    I have cake. But it's gone stale. Dammit!

    I'll have a cuppa if your makin a brew, NotMe. Ta.


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    #471
    Ajnag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 691 ✭✭✭Ajnag


    /Slaps forehead!

    Coffee anyone? :D

    Tho Ill take tea if theirs cake goin


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    #472
    NotMe
    Registered Users Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    SebtheBum wrote:
    I have cake. But it's gone stale. Dammit!

    I'll have a cuppa if your makin a brew, NotMe. Ta.
    Sorry I finished off the pot at half five. Where were ya?

    sexyass wrote:
    ya im single. who wants fun though. ************* only men can text and ring me
    PM sent.


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    #473
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    NotMe wrote:
    PM sent.

    Pfft, amateur.

    I'd have subscribed here to a dozen crappy phonechat services by now.

    Y'know, if I had no morals. :)


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    #474
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    sexyass wrote:
    ya im single. who wants fun though. ********only men can text and ring me

    Y'know, I'd almost be tempted.

    Almost.


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    #475
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    its probably the number to a local guarda,
    yes quite tempting isnt it...
    just wait till they turn on the sirens and bust down your doors


    :p


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    #476
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    To be fair, I did say Almost tempted. :D


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    #477
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    LATIN BEAT wrote:
    its probably the number to a local guarda,
    yes quite tempting isnt it...
    just wait till they turn on the sirens and bust down your doors


    :p


    Are you saying you'd turn down a rough manhandling from a man in uniform?


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    #478
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    manhandling from a man in uniform...*drool*
    how did you know my 1 weakness :p


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    #479
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I'm wonely, so wonely.........


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    #480
    airetam_storm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    We're all lonely together...


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    #481
    rsynnott
    Registered Users Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭rsynnott


    Le Rack wrote:
    I'm wonely, so wonely.........

    Ssh; you're nearly as bad as me.


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