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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    Le Rack wrote:
    what happened, white stick went up the wrong hole?


    I only have one hole! :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    Ah so i was right :D

    But i think Rack means that anyway :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I know it made sense at first but then I forgot just how it made sense...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    Le Rack wrote:
    I know it made sense at first but then I forgot just how it made sense...


    That just does not make sense. :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    2 x Nostrils

    2 x Ear canals

    1 x Mouth

    1 x urethra.

    Total = 6 others.

    Any further questions?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    You gave that thought didnt you? :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I didn't even start on the possibility of creating new orifices. You don't have pierced ears, by any chance, do you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    Who?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    moo?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    anus? fan-box?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    Le Rack wrote:
    anus? fan-box?
    .....pain?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    .....pain?
    not when done the right way! or if your a masochist or I cant think of the other thing, someone that enjoys sexual pain...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Sadist?
    Sadomasochist?
    Furry?

















    Single?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    Hold on, we're still talking about the white pole here arent we?

    Dont know the work but necropheliac are close enough :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Oh I was just talking about sexual holes in general, necro's are sex addicts...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    Sex with dead people i thought?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    sorry yeah I was thinking of a nymphomaniac


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    No sadist is me at times, only when I'm wronged by the oppposite sex.
    Sadomasochist may just fit it.
    Furry is me when I'm horny.
    Single? ME!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    Furry?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Oh my! That explains the avatar.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Le Rack wrote:
    Furry is me when I'm horny.


    If, by some chance, I do end up bumping into you at the RDS at the end of the month, I will be forced to kill you with fire.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    mmmm fire

    Look what I have created!

    Look wilson, Look...its FIRE!!!!!!

    what a stoooopid movie :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    Sarky wrote:
    If, by some chance, I do end up bumping into you at the RDS at the end of the month, I will be forced to kill you with fire.
    Whats at the end of the month?
    LATIN BEAT wrote:
    what a stoooopid movie
    What movie? Im confused! Are those my feets?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    The end of the month sees Iron Maiden play at the RDS.

    With a couple of lucky buggers getting to play support and bask in their reflected glory...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    Ugh i would listen to Iron Maiden but Dickson's voice annoys me :mad:

    Oh yeah Turbonegro or somehting?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    And It's all the old stuff, they are performing stuff out of the first four albums, 2 w/bruce and 2 w/dianno.

    They are probably showcasing the maiden "early years" dvd that came out last year.

    hmm I might go and check if there are any tickets left.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    And now, back to being single.


    ...




    *Sigh*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    sigh...


    :(


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    What movie? Im confused! Are those my feets?

    hint....Tom Hanks a ball and an Island ;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    wi-wil- wilson!!!!! nooooo I'm sorry wilson!!


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