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    #572
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    blind date!
    Why kill me with fire, I'm not the bad sorta furry that lures men in, f*cks em and kills em, or do they even F8ck em??? anyway I'm the kinda one who just lures em in and f*cks em!


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    #573
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Hmmmm... Is anyone else tempted by the description LeRack has given of herself?

    Lures em in and f**ks em, eh...
    I could go for some of that. ;)


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    #574
    Ajnag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 691 ✭✭✭Ajnag


    Hmmmm... Is anyone else tempted by the description LeRack has given of herself?



    Just you and every other single male in the thread. :D


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    #575
    ANarcho-Munk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    NotMe wrote:
    Oh my! That explains the avatar.

    It doesn't explain the hand up it's arse though...


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    #576
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I'll have Ajnag first please, just cuz I think Ring Wraths are the coolest thiny-ma-bobs in the Film although the Ents are cool too. you're a MAD SCIENTIST (sorry caps) like myself, and "yonder" is so my word and noone elses!
    Then Seb I shall have you althouhg it was tough competition cuz I love Dilbert, think the name Sebastian is really lovely and I may head to UCD next year.


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    #577
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Le Rack wrote:
    Then Seb I shall have you althouhg it was tough competition cuz I love Dilbert, think the name Sebastian is really lovely and I may head to UCD next year.

    Cheers darlin'.
    You really know how to make a bloke feel wanted ;)
    You presence at UCD would certainly help brighten the place up immeasurably, but I must warn ya I might not be there next year as the chances of my passin the repeats are slimmer than Kate Moss.


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    #578
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    "the chances of my passin the repeats are slimmer than Kate Moss"
    I'm not laughing at your exams but HA classic I'll have to use that!

    I'm not joking, I love the name, and how exactly would I, one itzy bitzy person brighten up college!
    Oh you could back to first year and take classes with me!


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    #579
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    If you pay my registration fee then I'm all yours sweetheart! ;)

    (Academic prostitution, ladies and gentlemen - class on many levels.)


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    #580
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    If you pay mine! I'm planning on working as a security guard somewhere throuhg college, or the zoo or temple bar...


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    #581
    ANarcho-Munk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    You'd fit well in at the zoo.......










    hehehe ;)


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    #582
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    ANarcho-Munk wrote:
    You'd fit well in at the zoo.......










    hehehe ;)
    yeah I know and theres this finer Stephen working at the sweet shop thingy by the bat house but I think I'd make a good security guard and the pay is usually good so meh


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    #583
    ANarcho-Munk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    You don't really need a security guard at the zoo do you really though.

    I mean the place is just full of school kids and not many peopel are going to try and steal the animals.


    and also, the animals might take a liking to you :eek:


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    #584
    Ajnag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 691 ✭✭✭Ajnag


    I'll have Ajnag first please, just cuz I think Ring Wraths are the coolest thiny-ma-bobs in the Film although the Ents are cool too. you're a MAD SCIENTIST (sorry caps) like myself, and "yonder" is so my word and noone elses!
    Awwwww! Thank you. :cool:

    :)
    Now theres just the little matter of the distance between gway and dublin. Will put it on the "to do" list(pun not really intended :D ) .
    but I must warn ya I might not be there next year as the chances of my passin the repeats are slimmer than Kate Moss.
    /Hop's in the same boat as Seb.

    Right so where shall we row to ol'boy :)
    Shouldnt we be studying right now?


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    #585
    Ajnag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 691 ✭✭✭Ajnag


    steal the animals

    But where else will I be able to get the animals i need for my menagerie of geneticly engineered DOOOOM!


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    #586
    ANarcho-Munk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    Doooommm


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    #587
    ANarcho-Munk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    You could clone some sheep for your genetically enginereed DOOOMMM


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    #588
    Ajnag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 691 ✭✭✭Ajnag


    Meh, wouldnt have the same impact as a Gorrilla/Giraffe hybrid tbh.


    Fear the Girrilla of DOOOM!


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    #589
    ANarcho-Munk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    I got a gorrilla biscuits tee-shirt......


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    #590
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Ajnag wrote:
    Awwwww! Thank you. :cool:

    :)
    Now theres just the little matter of the distance between gway and dublin. Will put it on the "to do" list(pun not really intended :D ) .


    /Hop's in the same boat as Seb.

    Right so where shall we row to ol'boy :)
    Shouldnt we be studying right now?
    I'm not from dublin! merher


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    #591
    ANarcho-Munk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    bah, fecking dubs ;)


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    #592
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    did anyone else think that Aaragorn in LOTR sounded like a Dub near the end of Return of the King?


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    #593
    Ajnag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 691 ✭✭✭Ajnag


    I'm not from dublin!
    Whoops. Sorry :o

    Whats a merher tho?


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    #594
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    its a kinda evil giggle, but not the I'm gonna kill you type evil


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    #595
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    this thread has turned into mind numbing drivel and I feel reading or posting anymore will make you a zombie.
    especially the last 10 pages...
    Amp has abandoned us too it seems...he must have found himself a nice piece of "cake"

    adios


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    #596
    NotMe
    Registered Users Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    Ajnag wrote:
    /Hop's in the same boat as Seb.

    Right so where shall we row to ol'boy :)
    Shouldnt we be studying right now?
    Hops in the boat too.

    Oh noes! We're sinking!


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    #597
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    but its all us single people have left!


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    #598
    ANarcho-Munk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    ronery



    oh so ronery...





    *sighs


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    #599
    ANarcho-Munk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    My cat's fallen dead asleep on my lap, so now I have to stay at the computer until he wakes up again :) .......... the lazy bollox


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    #600
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    well at least he's keeping you company and stopping you from being so ronery


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    #601
    ANarcho-Munk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    arghh as long as he keeps his fecking claws away from me I'm grand! :eek:


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