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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    yeah sharp claws in lap may lead to a free castration.... or circummsision


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    and now dinosaur jr. is making me feel ronery again bah... :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    i miss felix and having a boyf!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    Make a sign saying "will work for boyfreind" and sit down on some street corner and some guy will take some pity on you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    a friend who I like has already taken pity on me but it wasn't enough pity... :(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    tell them you have managed to contract cancer and taht you'll only live for another month....... and at the end of the month say that it was just a mix-up at the hspital ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    Le Rack wrote:
    a friend who I like has already taken pity on me but it wasn't enough pity... :(
    Pity.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    har har


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,092 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    as of today i can now post in this lovely thread without being forever banned...sigh...confused...happy..sad..happy...sad..happy...


    so what have i missed!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    Mandatory explanation of breakup :)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭Farls


    as of today i can now post in this lovely thread without being forever banned...sigh...confused...happy..sad..happy...sad..happy...


    so what have i missed!

    Same as...only i got "the dump" last friday :( .

    So whats the dealio?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    EXPLANATIONS DAMN IT, you need to make us feel better by telling us how you got dumped :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    Nevermind airetam, he's just lonely and sour :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    I always got the impression thats why we're all here :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭Farls


    EXPLANATIONS DAMN IT, you need to make us feel better by telling us how you got dumped :D

    Face to face chat...we didnt see enough of each other and i didn't show my affection enough.. :( . No real scandal

    Anything else?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭Farls


    Nevermind airetam, he's just lonely and sour :p

    I'm lonely...not sour though...mad at myself more than either of those!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    Farls wrote:
    I'm lonely...not sour though...mad at myself more than either of those!


    Hehe, you mistook me, I was referring to airetam saying that airetam was just lonely and sour ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    All lads are lying ****head bastards. Promised me that hed look at shoes for me because Im away, but didn't. :megamadface:


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭Farls


    Hehe, you mistook me, I was referring to airetam saying that airetam was just lonely and sour ;)

    Haha no bother my man...i'm just not in a normal state of mind at the moment love sucks...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    Farls wrote:
    i'm just not in a normal state of mind at the moment love sucks...
    Seconded. Its fcking horrible not being with her isnt it :(


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭Farls


    Seconded. Its fcking horrible not being with her isnt it :(

    what???? you were with her too? hehe just joking

    I can't put in words the pain i'm in at the moment, i feel like i've lost my whole family (god forbid), can't sleep, can't eat, can't stand being on my own...it sucks


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,397 ✭✭✭ANarcho-Munk


    Farls wrote:
    what???? you were with her too? hehe just joking

    I can't put in words the pain i'm in at the moment, i feel like i've lost my whole family (god forbid), can't sleep, can't eat, can't stand being on my own...it sucks

    Ah man, don't let it get to you too badly ;0


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭Farls


    Ah man, don't let it get to you too badly ;0

    As she keeps saying to me "its too late" :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Ajnag wrote:
    /Hop's in the same boat as Seb.

    Right so where shall we row to ol'boy :)

    To FREEDOM!!!!

    But eh... I don't know where that is, so we're gonna hav to stop for directions...
    Ajnag wrote:
    Shouldnt we be studying right now?

    Shhh. Enough of that crazy talk. I'll hear no more such nonsense.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    Farls wrote:
    As she keeps saying to me "its too late" :(
    Thats s#it, how bout apologising and asking can u just be friends, and work from there?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,785 ✭✭✭Farls


    Thats s#it, how bout apologising and asking can u just be friends, and work from there?

    Done that we are friends now and i'm trying to work from there...whilst i'm trying to be best friends...she's trying to be less than friends...how can you win like!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    /me points and laughs cruelly at everyone


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Sarky: Sadist Extraordinaire


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    Le Rack wrote:
    oh and you think all us are doing something tremendous! I WANT A BOY-FRIEND!


    I like how independant you are, you dont seem desperate like all the other girls


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,092 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    EXPLANATIONS DAMN IT, you need to make us feel better by telling us how you got dumped :D
    other way around...and i feel awful ....no more pointing cruelly sarky :o

    details eh..havnt slept in 3 days..the lead up to and the aftermath...which is worse..!that all im gonna say, no juicy info to make ya feel better!
    so never ever going near a girl again eh....i've never said that before....


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