Single peoples thread (EVERYONE POSTING HERE WILL BE TAUNTED)

ToniTuddle

Pter wrote: »

You can also target couples and ask them to buy two

Exactly....just in case they break up...
Least they will never have to argue over who gets the cook book when one moves out.

Baggly

Or even when they are together but dont live together and want a night to themselves and oh god where is that feckin cookbook with that recipe and what!!!?? four eggs???!!! thats too much oh god i wish there was a cookbook for this exact situation WAAAAHHHHH

zimmii

Properly single for about 17 months now, only just realizing now how boring it is!

Mind you, I'm one of those bitter eejits that blames a loss of faith in humanity rather than pulling my head out of my ass. Oh well.

Tar.Aldarion

ToniTuddle wrote:

*coughs*

*folds arms*

Fine fine..I'm engaged! but I'm open to sexy offers in pm!

Tar.Aldarion

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Fine fine..I'm engaged! but I'm open to sexy offers in pm!

AHA!!!

I know how you do it now!

ToniTuddle

zimmii wrote: »

Properly single for about 17 months now, only just realizing now how boring it is!

Mind you, I'm one of those bitter eejits that blames a loss of faith in humanity rather than pulling my head out of my ass. Oh well.

Single life is good!
Everybody always makes the mistake of bouncing from one relationship to another.
Better to spend long times single!
Don't waste that time single wishing you were with the last dude as that....isn't good single time.
If ya get me!

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Fine fine..I'm engaged! but I'm open to sexy offers in pm!

That's better.

.....

Wait did you whisper something there?

Tar.Aldarion

Moonbaby wrote: »

AHA!!!

I know how you do it now!

Yep Im such a smooth operator

ToniTuddle wrote: »

Single life is good!
Everybody always makes the mistake of bouncing from one relationship to another.
Better to spend long times single!
Don't waste that time single wishing you were with the last dude as that....isn't good single time.
If ya get me!

SIngle is good yep, gotta try and not focus on last person bad times!
gotta focus on other single poeple that have horizontal leanings hehe

That's better.

.....

Wait did you whisper something there?

Just sweet nothings in your ears my dear

ToniTuddle

Tar.Aldarion wrote: »

Yep Im such a smooth operator

SIngle is good yep, gotta try and not focus on last person bad times!
gotta focus on other single poeple that have horizontal leanings hehe


Just sweet nothings in your ears my dear

I'd have to disagree with you there.
I'd focus my attention on single people that have various different leanings.




Sweet nothings you say...Oh well that's alright then

Hey I'll be a good fiancee and let you kiss random strangers on New Year's Eve, how about that?
Aint I just the best. :cool:

countrybabe1

hello everyone,
how are u all?

countrybabe1

hello everyone,
how are u all?

Baggly

Hey there.

Fine here.

Looking forward to tomorrow

What are you up to yourself

countrybabe1

well tomorrow im working 5 to half nine and then im heading out with friends and then coming back to my place and having a party.. what u planning on doing yourself?

Baggly

Ive managed to get two groups of friends to meet in the one pub in theory. Its the first time they have met and all. Sure to be fireworks :P

countrybabe1

thats nice will be exciting nite so.. where u from?

~Rebel~

Hello all. I'm one of you now.

Sarky

This is not silly. Non-silly goes in the chat thread. More pictures of pudding plzkthx

cyberwolf77

Deki

or like this one?

chocolate bomb pudding?

Baggly

What a novel new use for the thread

Jesus Juice

Sarky

Let's face it, comfort food is all you'll be getting for the foreseeable future.

Mental Mickey

Jesus Juice wrote: »

That's brilliant.

BaconZombie

Tirabaralla

BaconZombie wrote: »

:,(

Solitaire

Another year, another ****ty Valentines. Hallmark are raking it in, UB40 have released another album, I'm depressed and I'm single

Wait a sec- who the hell needs wimmins?! CAEK WILL NEVER BETRAY ME!!!!!

... hang on



ARE YOU AT A WEDDING?! HOW DARE YOU!!!!!1!1!!

Even caek has defected on me

Fifibella

valentines is sh***y for single people... well this year was anyways!!!

suziesuz

My first post here and I bet this has never been done before...!!


Basically im trying to track down a handsome stranger. We both worked on the same street (Earlsfort Terrace in Dublin) and passed each other all the time, and exchanged glances, this was going on almost every day for about a month until I stopped working in my building...i know this all sounds a bit bizarre but the curiosity is getting the better of me!!!

I know where he works/worked so I guess thats a start...

So what to do next..

Fago!

Suzie is that you?

lcrcboy

suziesuz wrote: »

My first post here and I bet this has never been done before...!!


Basically im trying to track down a handsome stranger. We both worked on the same street (Earlsfort Terrace in Dublin) and passed each other all the time, and exchanged glances, this was going on almost every day for about a month until I stopped working in my building...i know this all sounds a bit bizarre but the curiosity is getting the better of me!!!

I know where he works/worked so I guess thats a start...

So what to do next..

go into to where he works and try strike up a conversation might lead on to something better.... or if he is not working there anymore ask another member of staff if they know him if they cant help you maybe it wasent ment to be, good luck in what ever you do but dont leave it for to long or you might end up regretting it

Sarky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UerBCXHKJ5s

Matt Holck

I thought this might have been passed to Tar

edgesgirl

suziesuz wrote: »

My first post here and I bet this has never been done before...!!


It's been nearly a month. Did she find him???????? :eek:

Baggly

I would imagine it was a race between her finding him and the courts serving her the restraining order.

Only jokin.

Hope she did

suziesuz

I didnt find him

And no need for restraining order smartass :-P

acer911

awh, bad luck.... haha...

Matt Holck

anyone want to pay to be a roadie?

acer911

huh???

Matt Holck

I may aswell hit the road

acer911

Jeeze this really died a death....

Is nobody single anymore...

Baggly

Tis time to revive the thread!!

zero_nine

I'm perhaps even more single than the last time I was here and I was really single that time

acer911

:eek:

More single, sounds rough!!!!

Baggly

I think being single just has a bad PR agent.

We just need a new name for it and a snappy ad campaign.

Deki

single isn't so bad. maybe the "You aint my boss thread:p"

Baggly

Or the 'watching dvds with you actually sucked, i just persevered so we could do stuff after'.

Not that thats what happened to me....

>.>

<.<

ToniTuddle

Imposters!!!

I was at you and Deki's wedding!!! Yous aint single :eek:








:pac:

Baggly

That wedding didn't count cause the ring was from a pack of haribo.

It also doesn't count cause it didn't happen.

LadyW

I'm single !

Baggly

Hey there. How's you :-)

LadyW

Good thanks, and you?