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Single peoples thread (EVERYONE POSTING HERE WILL BE TAUNTED)

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 247 ✭✭dentalnurse


    33 year old sound engineer would love to get to know dentalnurse for some humorus fun and who knows where we will be in a year go on that the first step

    hahahaha well hello wishwashwoo!!! :):)


  • Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    Im not leaving. Taunt all you want!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 530 ✭✭✭Placid_Casual


    I think we, the good people of the Single people's thread, should boycott Pter and refuse to reply to any of his posts.
    Who does he think he is, coming in here all non-single. You know its the right thing to do!


  • Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    NOOOOOOEEEEEE!!!!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 287 ✭✭Melange


    A boycott's the only way IMO. Who does he think he is, coming in here and destroying our camaraderie of loneliness? :mad:


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  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 17,133 Mod ✭✭✭✭cherryghost


    morning late nighters! :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 123 ✭✭jerrehpips


    Brilliant!!! :D



    Hi...my name is Banshee Bones and iv been single just over 7 months now...

    :)

    Hi my name is jerrehpips and im single 6 months now.
    Hi jerrehpips.

    (Man: and at that stage, i was drinking over a pint of vodka a day
    Father Jack: YES!) :D
    NO he should not be. He even admittedly Flaunted his NON SINGLE status in here a few pages back and no one said anything....

    i saw that, course i didnt know what to say, i was only new to the thread


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,160 ✭✭✭✭banshee_bones


    jerrehpips wrote: »
    Hi my name is jerrehpips and im single 6 months now.
    Hi jerrehpips.

    (Man: and at that stage, i was drinking over a pint of vodka a day
    Father Jack: YES!) :D



    i saw that, course i didnt know what to say, i was only new to the thread


    Father Jack: Drink! Drink! Drink! DRINK!

    (man: god its so true *shaking his head* )

    ah your grand its ok sure nobody wanted to get the pitchforks and torches so it was more like "you and whos army"

    :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 123 ✭✭jerrehpips


    Father Jack: Drink! Drink! Drink! DRINK!

    (man: god its so true *shaking his head* )

    ah your grand its ok sure nobody wanted to get the pitchforks and torches so it was more like "you and whos army"

    :)

    No father! I know this may hurt, but believe me, you'll thank me fuh....
    naw-nee-naw-nee-naw!!

    and phew!


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck




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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 247 ✭✭dentalnurse


    How is everyone today???? :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 287 ✭✭Melange


    How is everyone today???? :)

    Variable. In a computer room in college whiling away the minutes. You seem to be in top form though!


  • Registered Users Posts: 123 ✭✭jerrehpips


    How is everyone today???? :)


    Im great thanks, and how are you? :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 247 ✭✭dentalnurse


    Im always on top form guys lol :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 123 ✭✭jerrehpips


    Im always on top form guys lol :)

    thats great, everyone loves an optimist! :D
    how was your day?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 247 ✭✭dentalnurse


    jerrehpips wrote: »
    thats great, everyone loves an optimist! :D
    how was your day?


    lol actually iv had the worst day ever!!!! but hey who am i to bring all u lovely peoples down with me haha :D
    how ru??


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Are you really a dental nurse?

    I'm curious.


  • Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    Me too


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 247 ✭✭dentalnurse


    Rhyme wrote: »
    Are you really a dental nurse?

    I'm curious.

    yes i am :) any other questions, i love yer curiosity!!! :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    That's it really. It's been bugging me for a while now.

    Hi Pter. I stole your 'e'. it's mine now.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    That e has been in my family for dickety two years!!!!!

    You risk a family feud Rhym.......

    Oh no i didnt just steal your e did i


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 212 ✭✭lgoring21


    yes i am :) any other questions, i love yer curiosity!!! :)
    are you REALLY from offaly:):) lol


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Pter wrote: »
    That e has been in my family for dickety two years!!!!!

    You risk a family feud Rhym.......

    Oh no i didnt just steal your e did i
    But this 'e' belongs in 'single'.

    Hrm... Rhym... Welsh-ish.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 247 ✭✭dentalnurse


    lgoring21 wrote: »
    are you REALLY from offaly:):) lol

    yes i am!!! hahahaha why do u think u know me?? :eek: hahaha


  • Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    Rhyme wrote: »
    But this 'e' belongs in 'single'.

    Hrm... Rhym... Welsh-ish.

    Well sadly i belong here again :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Pter wrote: »
    Well sadly i belong here again :(

    *slides beer along bar*


  • Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    aww thanks rhyme. If i were a magical elf id grant you a wish for your kindness


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Pter wrote: »
    aww thanks rhyme. If i were a magical elf id grant you a wish for your kindness

    Impossible, you're taller than i am.

    I'll be the stoic stick-in-the-mud detective, you be the wacky comic-foil cop. We'll storm the Baftas and table-quizzes around the county.


  • Registered Users Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    More pub quizes?? Ill bring the nuts...i mean hot nuts...i mean.....oh ill just go get my coat.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Those nuts sure were hot. Nuts. Hot nuts. More warm nuts but you get the picture... they were nuts. The box said hot, but they were warm, more tepid than warm really. Hot nuts. Nuts.


    I think i drilled that in sufficiently.


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