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  • Registered Users Posts: 30,202 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    or you


  • Registered Users Posts: 231 ✭✭dulchie75


    Sarky wrote: »
    Probably went for an orgy. Looks like they forgot to invite you.

    What happened to Sharing is Caring?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I'm a one-man orgy, Ghost Train. Ask any of my exes. They always said "well you can just satisfy yourself!"


  • Registered Users Posts: 30,202 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    being bendy has its advantages


  • Registered Users Posts: 29,509 ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Sarky wrote: »
    I'm a one-man orgy, Ghost Train. Ask any of my exes. They always said "well you can just satisfy yourself!"
    :D
    being bendy has its advantages
    Two glorious weeks when I was 15, then I tore a muscle in my back!

    Nevermore!! :(


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  • Registered Users Posts: 30,202 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    :D

    Two glorious weeks when I was 15, then I tore a muscle in my back!

    Nevermore!! :(

    mustn't be that long if you hurt your back :P


  • Registered Users Posts: 570 ✭✭✭acer911


    [/quote]Oh no, you mentioned the L word, you're not a man, you're an imposter:eek:[/quote]

    What L word are you on about, i dont know what you mean

    *cough, cough*


  • Registered Users Posts: 320 ✭✭appleb


    Just a newbie myself...having recently joined the singles club. Myself and my friend (both single, female, 30 & 40, enjoy a laugh, etc) are both sitting at the mo wondering where would be a good place to spend the New Year. In Ireland or abroad. Any ideas???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭RxQueen


    oh abroad altho crazy prices if its a package holiday you're thinking of


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,124 ✭✭✭kittensoft1984


    Evening :)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 570 ✭✭✭acer911


    Evening :)


    hello all...

    what's new in single world today...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 241 ✭✭Pinky Pixie


    Yo ;) sorry I had to dash yesterday hope I didn't miss anything :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 570 ✭✭✭acer911


    Yo ;) sorry I had to dash yesterday hope I didn't miss anything :p



    Nope you missed nothing expect we had a big orgy, at i ended going home with dulchie, we all paired up so your the only single one left....

    so no you didnt miss much really!!!!:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 754 ✭✭✭ryoishin


    i was the one in the mexican wrestling mask!


  • Registered Users Posts: 320 ✭✭appleb


    appleb wrote: »
    Just a newbie myself...having recently joined the singles club. Myself and my friend (both single, female, 30 & 40, enjoy a laugh, etc) are both sitting at the mo wondering where would be a good place to spend the New Year. In Ireland or abroad. Any ideas???

    Well, we just bit the bullet and have booked a week in Milan. Approx 140 euro return with Ryanair. Party on. All singletons welcome!!!;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 570 ✭✭✭acer911


    ryoishin wrote: »
    i was the one in the mexican wrestling mask!


    ahh, that was you, hmmm, i like your work, dont know if i should admit that as i am not sure what species you are.... :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 754 ✭✭✭ryoishin


    part gizelle part bamboo


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 241 ✭✭Pinky Pixie


    acer911 wrote: »
    Nope you missed nothing expect we had a big orgy,

    I miss all the fun, If I had of know you guys were having one I would of let ya just come over to my one :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 231 ✭✭dulchie75


    acer911 wrote: »
    Nope you missed nothing expect we had a big orgy, at i ended going home with dulchie, we all paired up so your the only single one left....

    so no you didnt miss much really!!!!:D

    That's a great little dream world you live in, or maybe you were soooooo good I slept through it all:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 570 ✭✭✭acer911


    dulchie75 wrote: »
    That's a great little dream world you live in, or maybe you were soooooo good I slept through it all:D


    Dream world, WHAT :mad:, so your trying to tell me it didnt actually happen???

    emm, if you managed to sleep through it, i think that would make me pretty bad actually, or was it just the rohypnol was really good :eek:


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  • Registered Users Posts: 231 ✭✭dulchie75


    acer911 wrote: »
    Dream world, WHAT :mad:, so your trying to tell me it didnt actually happen???

    emm, if you managed to sleep through it, i think that would make me pretty bad actually, or was it just the rohypnol was really good :eek:


    You are so bad:P


  • Registered Users Posts: 570 ✭✭✭acer911


    dulchie75 wrote: »
    You are so bad:P

    In a good way though, yeah ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 241 ✭✭Pinky Pixie


    That's one thing I am going to miss sex on demand is the best!!:(


  • Registered Users Posts: 231 ✭✭dulchie75


    That's one thing I am going to miss sex on demand is the best!!:(

    Ah Sex, it's but a distant memory:(


  • Registered Users Posts: 231 ✭✭dulchie75


    acer911 wrote: »
    In a good way though, yeah ;)

    ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 570 ✭✭✭acer911


    dulchie75 wrote: »
    Ah Sex, it's but a distant memory:(


    thats what rohypnol does to you, good for me, bad for you... :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 570 ✭✭✭acer911


    That's one thing I am going to miss sex on demand is the best!!:(

    yeah can be quite handy alrite, just go to coppers, same outcome, different location, :D:D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Sucks to be you guys.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Sarky wrote: »
    Sucks to be you guys.

    I know... even considering Coppers is a slippery slope.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 241 ✭✭Pinky Pixie


    acer911 wrote: »
    yeah can be quite handy alrite, just go to coppers, same outcome, different location, :D:D:D

    Haha no thanks...not a fan of tiny knobs on drunk knobs!! At least in a relationship they know all your little things that make you....!

    Not some twat grabbing at you...nah think I'll pass on that one :p


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