Single peoples thread (EVERYONE POSTING HERE WILL BE TAUNTED)

OLDYELLAR

mmmmmmmm pokings

Sarky

Look, are you single? No? THEN F*CK OFF!

OLDYELLAR

shes gone for a poke

Matthewthebig

poking eh?

OLDYELLAR

Aparently

DonkeyStyle \o/

Gone for a quick PEEK and then a good hard POKE ... (on a Commodore 64 obviously).

OLDYELLAR

obviously

NotMe

I feel I must post here.

amp

OLDYELLAR wrote:

obviously

Get the **** out of this forum!

Chad ghostal

Hi, my name is ted,
im a 50 year old single male with arms for feet and feet for arms,
my head was grown inside my ass, ( so i literally talk out my ass )
i also have a twin growing on my back, (two for the price of 1 )
but he doesnt talk much,
im roughly 8ft tall,
i like wheelchair races, wheeling through the park, and listening to placebo..

sanncoo

*Looks around at everyone

Right! So what did I miss!!

Who are we rake poking today?

Le Rack

well I think Yellar is gone...
Ted will you marry me???
I like men with abnormalities... I find them endearing...

Rozabeez

Hyuck, what'd happen if we rake-poked amp?

Chad ghostal

Rozabeez wrote:

Hyuck, what'd happen if we rake-poked amp?

he'd ban us all..
and sit here all on his lonesome talking to his underpants, eye patch and parrot



Of course ill marry you le rack..
i hope my mutated gigantic genitals wont offend you in any way..

Rozabeez

Poor amp. lets all pity him and his lonesome ways.

Chad ghostal

Rozabeez wrote:

Poor amp. lets all pity him and his lonesome ways By firing him out a cannon!!! YAYAY!!

i agree with your suggestion..

Le Rack

Yes lets anhialate amp!
Oh Ted you made me the happiest gal in the world! ANd I'm sure you abnormal genitals will be just charming!

therecklessone

Does self love count as a valid relationship?

Cos I'm a Viking at it...

Le Rack

to Val Hala!
So Ted darling can we get married on line? we'll get sarky to perform the ceremony!

Chad ghostal

DeFo ...
we can pay sarky in beer and porn,
i wont be able to wear a normal tux, due to my "excentricities", but i think i have some curtains that'll fit just super

funky penguin

Rozabeez wrote:

Poor amp. lets all pity him and his lonesome ways.

We could also put a cracker down his pants.

amp

But I'm not wearing any pants.

funky penguin

Oh, I see.

Cracker?

amp

Why thank you.

*boom*

BEAT

*Me barges through door*
did someone say free Sarky Porn and beer? *looks around wildly*

btw, I cant believe I didnt hear about this thread till now,
I got wind that yellar was permanently banned from CN! I had to see for myself.
Incidently I have been single longer than most of you have been alive

I figure a few more years and I will be required to join a fcking convent,
whats it take for a gal to get laid these days? geesh :rolleyes:

Zaph

LATIN BEAT wrote:

I figure a few more years and I will be required to join a fcking convent, whats it take for a gal to get laid these days?

I reckon a taxi is all you need. My address is....

No, wait! Then we wouldn't be able to post on this thread. Sorry LB, looks like you'll have to wait a bit longer.

tba

How are you supposed to know if someone is single unless they tell you?

Answer that one Amp!

tba

Or don't..... whatever!

sanncoo

We operate a web of lies and deceit here in the nest......


Ooops.....sorry.....a web of truth and honesty and apple pie....

Zaph

Mmmmmmmm...............pie.....................