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Single peoples thread (EVERYONE POSTING HERE WILL BE TAUNTED)

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    #1742
    Sleepy
    Registered Users Posts: 24,207 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    That depends on many things:

    Was it real cleavage or porn cleavage?
    When you say "looking", do you mean "licking"?
    Were they real or fake breasts?
    Was there fondling involved?

    Meh, single for over 2 years now and it's actually gotten to the point where I don't give a fook... though some seckz would be nice. It'd be great to know if I can still do it.

    Ohh, and Le Rack, I live on Kill Lane too, you were on my road!


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    #1743
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Real, "looking", real, and no respectively. I rather doubt the lady in question would have approved.


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    #1744
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Prolly would have done Sarky...


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    #1745
    airetam_storm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    Sarky getting arrested for voyuristic behavior


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    #1746
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Prison wouldn't be so bad. I bet they have heating oil.


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    #1747
    airetam_storm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    Acts as a lube?


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    #1748
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    As heating oil, you imbecile. My house is cold. :(


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    #1749
    airetam_storm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    My house is cold too because i cant work the heating. So dressing like an eskimo is a must


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    #1750
    Undergod
    Registered Users Posts: 2,858 ✭✭✭Undergod


    And guaranteed lady-puller.


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    #1751
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Sleepy wrote:
    That depends on many things:

    Was it real cleavage or porn cleavage?
    When you say "looking", do you mean "licking"?
    Were they real or fake breasts?
    Was there fondling involved?

    Meh, single for over 2 years now and it's actually gotten to the point where I don't give a fook... though some seckz would be nice. It'd be great to know if I can still do it.

    Ohh, and Le Rack, I live on Kill Lane too, you were on my road!
    What the who now?
    When what huh?


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    #1752
    blu_sonic
    Registered Users Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭blu_sonic


    single has it cold clamy mits upon me, its benn gripping me for well over a yer now, maybe becaus i'm talking like this,
    what do you mean you can't hear me


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    #1753
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    hey wanna hook up? ;)


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    #1754
    kawaii
    Registered Users Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭kawaii


    Don't do it!

    She'll eat you!!!


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    #1755
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    I though you were gonna slut it with me Rache? :(


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    #1756
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    We're going sluttin???

    But I hate men!


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    #1757
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Le Rack wrote:
    But I hate men!
    I suppose this is the time for the obligatory "Well, I can see why you're single" remark...


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    #1758
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    oh fcuk off!


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    #1759
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Le Rack wrote:
    oh fcuk off!
    lol... Nice to see that it got the desired reaction... :D

    So, how are you today Rach?


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    #1760
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Leave my bit(h alone Bum!


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    #1761
    airetam_storm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    Now im not sure wether to agree with Seb!


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    #1762
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Once again, I hate men!



    despite absolutely lovin em...


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    #1763
    airetam_storm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    I love les :(


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    #1764
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I know

    I love all that I can't have but fcuk it...


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    #1765
    airetam_storm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    Love is a horrible horrible bane :(


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    #1766
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    I think I'm falling for a girl who already has a boyf. Who is a friend of mine. As a matter of fact, they're both mates of mine. Put simply, I'm f**ked. And not in a good way.


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    #1767
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Oh don't I fukkin know!


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    #1768
    airetam_storm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    Falling for her but not fallen yet, its redeamable


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    #1769
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    it's spelt "redeemable", and no it isn't. :(


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    #1770
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    no action of the heart is redeemable...


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    #1771
    airetam_storm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    But if you havent fallen yet then you might be?


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