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Single peoples thread (EVERYONE POSTING HERE WILL BE TAUNTED)

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  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,555 ✭✭✭tSubh Dearg


    who said there was?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Ha up yours ya single biatches! I kinda ended up with my ex last night and today... didn't want to but he took advantage in my weakend state... and you wanna know the sad sad truth, the whole time I was with him I kept thinking "Ha, now I'll be able to say " I got some" in the Single Peeps thread" But it was really only a brief kiss on both occasions but still seven months of nothing and then just having someone who you know adores you wrap their arms around you feels good.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    7 months? Ffs!! Thats just wrong! NOt surprised though ya pulled the way you dressed last night. Haha


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 91,353 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    jezza wrote:
    Awh bummer...so anyways.... the million dollar question
    are all lads B@stards?
    IIRC down in Limerick most births are now to unmarried mothers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28 Willy


    Im not single


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    ban him ban him!
    And jess apparently he didn't notice I was dressed like a whore! despite the fact that I sat beside him with my legs crossed at an angle so that the skirt would look shorter than it already was and if the top was any lower I may just as well have only worn my bra!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28 Willy


    I think Im gettin banned fairly soon anyway


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭blu_sonic


    jesus le kinky rack was spot on!! now i must limp away for some tissue paper


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Jesus. Y'know, subtlety doesn't have to be just something that happens to other people.

    The species soon won't be able to continue unless women drop their standards drastically.

    Either way, mankind is doomed.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭blu_sonic


    with me in charge we will prevale


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    The spelling is "prevail", and, with all due respect, nah we won't.

    Our species is Doomed Doomed DOOMED!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭blu_sonic


    i was being ironic, and correcting peoples spelling is the lowest form of argument. tuttuttuttutututututututututut. it makes me sad


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    darling darling darling one with a low post count should not give cheek to one with a higher post count.
    And between you and sarky you you have me rather confused!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    hairs tbh


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    g'way miss. sechs-getter


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,858 ✭✭✭Undergod


    blu_sonic wrote:
    i was being ironic, and correcting peoples spelling is the lowest form of argument. tuttuttuttutututututututututut. it makes me sad

    I think you'll find it's tuttuttuttuttuttuttuttuttuttuttuttuttutt... honestly...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    eh?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I'm horny, horny horny horny....

    I'm not really but I'm saying it anyway


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭blu_sonic


    i am, but i don't need to tell anybody about it


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Ditto.
    Btw, now that I have a girlfriend (/me does happy dance a propos of nothing) am I not allowed to post here anymore. I don't think I can get by without mocking LeRack's horniness...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I wasn't actually horny, it was passing through my head! :rolleyes:
    And btw, GET OUT OF MY THREAD, I've taken ownership with just cause!
    Ha my ex thinks we're back together, he's planning Christmas and my birthday! Oh lord, I've to let him down again...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    Ah I love havin a bf:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Okay, why bother, no one is complaining about being single, not at the moment anyway.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭blu_sonic


    you seem to be semi single racki


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    Que?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    doesn't count, alcohol enduced once off's with ex's who would get down and lick the ground you walked on don't REALLY count as getting some.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭blu_sonic


    cock sure about that one lol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    wha?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,953 ✭✭✭blu_sonic


    you are very self confidant about his "devotion" / "obsession"


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