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Single peoples thread (EVERYONE POSTING HERE WILL BE TAUNTED)

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Me single..... whhaaaaaaaaaaaa :(:(:(
    we're f*cking single in here dude! although, I'm marrying Ted (chad ghostal) I proposed to Sarky, Old Yellar was my lesbian lover and I have a bit of a thing with MobileInfantory at the moment over in the misquotes thread.....


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,287 ✭✭✭NotMe


    wait a sec... Chad Ghostals name is Ted?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    dont think so it was just a piss take thingy there a few posts back...


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,703 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    Hey what if amp gets involved, then he cant look at this thread to check whos posting on it, so anyone could post on it, but amp wouldnt see, and if he did hed be breaking his own rules, then he'd have to ban himself, but he couldnt do tha....*explode*


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Non-single people can read this without being banned. They just can't post.

    /me watches ColHols head *implode*

    Besides, I plan on being single for quite some time yet. Women are more trouble than they're worth. :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,207 ✭✭✭meditraitor


    here's to the Beer :D

    Im never drinking again


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    amp wrote:
    Besides, I plan on being single for quite some time yet. Women are more trouble than they're worth. :)

    As are men ;) so I plan to be single for sometime too,
    I am officially 28 today and still single...so there :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    Happy Birthday! :)


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    *cheesy grin*
    Thanks!! :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,213 ✭✭✭✭therecklessone


    amp wrote:

    Besides, I plan on being single for quite some time yet. Women are more trouble than they're worth. :)

    You just don't know how to wire them. Or where to stick your plug...

    Ooooh, matron!

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,145 ✭✭✭DonkeyStyle \o/


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    I nominate Kenneth Williams as our new leader.


  • Registered Users Posts: 972 ✭✭✭MooShop


    i hate being single :mad: :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,313 ✭✭✭sanncoo


    amp wrote:
    Besides, I plan on being single for quite some time yet. Women are more trouble than they're worth. :)

    As Willy Wonka would say - 'Strike that, reverse it' and you have my sentiments....

    I plan on being single for some time. Men are more trouble than they are worth...

    /flashback to event that caused me to go blind for 10 seconds and to be single...grrrrrr! :mad:


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,213 ✭✭✭✭therecklessone


    I nominate Kenneth Williams as our new leader.

    I second and third that.

    So does this lovely lady:

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    amp wrote:
    I plan on being single for quite some time yet. Women are more trouble than they're worth. :)
    i bet they are saying the exact same thing!


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    jezza wrote:
    i bet they are saying the exact same thing!

    Again, I'm amazed how right you are by being wrong. Women probably do say the exact same thing. Especially the non-lesbians.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    yeha we do say the same thing but also "Men! You can't live with em, you can't live without them!"


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    They do say the same thing? The exact same thing? Women say that women are more trouble than their worth?

    I rest my cases.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Well fine we say Men are more trouble than they're worth in fact I said it the other day! two or three times even!


    I want a boyf :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭*Page*


    even though i'm not technically singel can i still stand and stair at all you singel people...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    f*ck off! I want a boyf!!!!!!!! :( !!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭*Page*


    i have a friend or two.....


    wheree is your cardboard box located and i'll send them your way....


    or i could lend you my guy for a bit if you want...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    Im single, two weeks and counting.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    page, you do realise that you are going to be banned from the cuckoos nest forever for posting here right?
    you have just made it onto Amps naughty list ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    *Page* wrote:
    i have a friend or two.....


    wheree is your cardboard box located and i'll send them your way....


    or i could lend you my guy for a bit if you want...
    down south....

    hey joejoem
    3 months 2 days, we were only together 18 days, for five of which I was out of the country!!!!!


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    pfffft...
    try 4 years...beat that you scallywags!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    Le Rack wrote:
    down south....

    hey joejoem
    3 months 2 days, we were only together 18 days, for five of which I was out of the country!!!!!


    Thats the most romantic thing I have ever heard! You must be so horny


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    actually both of us are horny bastards (it was fun) but "something was mising" he didn't even give us a chance!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    hold on just copped it and yes at times, have you not read any other post of mine!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭joejoem


    Hold on I will have a look through and then come back to you with my report.


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