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Single peoples thread (EVERYONE POSTING HERE WILL BE TAUNTED)

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    #2162
    rsynnott
    Registered Users Posts: 4,003 ✭✭✭rsynnott


    And single again :(, so back.

    *cries*


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    #2163
    Undergod
    Registered Users Posts: 2,858 ✭✭✭Undergod


    What a way to start the new year.


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    #2164
    phileeoonskee
    Registered Users Posts: 166 ✭✭phileeoonskee


    I'm Single but i refudse to belive it so it's ok. Isn't it? Isnt it!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!
    Maybe i shouldn't wear an eye-patch out side!


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    #2165
    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    phileeoonskee wrote:
    I'm Single but i refudse to belive it so it's ok. Isn't it? Isnt it!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!
    Maybe i shouldn't wear an eye-patch out side!

    eye patch! now yer talkin. who could resist a one eyed man........ :v:


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    #2166
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    18ths are fun, especially your own! ;)


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    #2167
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    Heh Loners


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    #2168
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    heh, yeah, alone with all those people...

    damned Eamo.... Some randomer decided o drag me around Geoffs last night to get hugs and kisses off the entire male population of the pub, just cuz he found out it was my 18th... nearly got a black eye from a few noses going in it but what the hey!


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    #2169
    phileeoonskee
    Registered Users Posts: 166 ✭✭phileeoonskee


    AlcoholicA wrote:
    eye patch! now yer talkin. who could resist a one eyed man........ :v:
    Well thats what i thought at first but then i started getting the wrong kind of attention, as in from lonely pirets that liked my eyepatch cause it reminded them of their first boyfriend ever but any way *takes first breath since started talking* so i decided i had been lied to about eyepatches!


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    #2170
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Johnny Depp looked hot with an eyepatch.... and in that case you should also.... look..hot...in an...eyepatch....


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    #2171
    phileeoonskee
    Registered Users Posts: 166 ✭✭phileeoonskee


    Well thats what the guy said whan he sold it to me in the land of the rising sun. He said "Jonney Depp, he is of the arousing nautre in The Carribean Pirates movie, no? So also are you in arousing nature with the manley eyepatch"
    He seemed to know his stuf. But as i said I was gravely disappointed.


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    #2172
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    dear oh dear...

    well did he give you the right one? I mean, is it an eyepatch, or is it an *eyepatch*?


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    #2173
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Le Rack wrote:
    well did he give you the right one? I mean, is it an eyepatch, or is it an *eyepatch*?
    What?

    No, seriously... What?

    I'm usually good at spotting subtle disguised innuendo, but this little trinket has me frustratedly stumped.


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    #2174
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Kids these days can find innuendo in anything. They'll wet themselves in a stiff breeze.


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    #2175
    Amz
    Registered Users Posts: 14,330 ✭✭✭✭Amz


    Hehe "stiff" ...


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    #2176
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Sarky wrote:
    Kids these days can find innuendo in anything. They'll wet themselves in a stiff breeze.
    wet or *wet*????

    an eyepatch for the one eyed snake Seb darling.


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    #2177
    jezza
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,648 ✭✭✭jezza


    Jesus these pages are filling up so much in here, and Sarky is being nice :)


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    #2178
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    and you're posting in the wrong thread.


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    #2179
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    jezza wrote:
    and Sarky is being nice :)

    I'm always nice. So shut up.


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    #2180
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Sarky's an absolute doll and we should all bow down in his bearded mercy, in fear that he will suck our souls from our bodies and condemn us to an eternity of washing his beard, and cleaning and clipping his toe nails.


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    #2181
    tbh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,914 ✭✭✭✭tbh


    There it is Sarky.
    You've been thinking up pithy put-downs since Feb of 03, and the sum total is that Le Rack thinks you're a doll.


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    #2182
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    muah!-ha!


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    #2183
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    It was my Special Action Kung Fu Grip, wasn't it?


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    #2184
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    yeah 'fraid so... how could a girl resist someone who is able to kill her whilst getting lost inside is own coat... those things make good ground coverings.... (not a reference to Sarky! :o)


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    #2185
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    "I could snap your neck like a twig. Fancy a shag?"

    Indeed. Very hot.


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    #2186
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    or you could just snap my neck and ave your wicked way and you would get to live your life long dream of necrophelia before the age of twenty four.


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    #2187
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    You misunderstand. My lifelong dream is to be undead.


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    #2188
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    But you are remember???

    And then the stapler.... nasty experience man... would hate it if my... wait... I don't have.... do I?


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    #2189
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    If you do, why not show it to Japanese people for money?


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    #2190
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I'll have to enquire... I'll have to give it a good ols dusting, it's been sitting on the shelf for quite a while now...


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    #2191
    omb0wyn5ehpij9
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,095 ✭✭✭✭omb0wyn5ehpij9


    I am also single, so i thought i would post in here!

    Hello everybody!


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