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Single peoples thread (EVERYONE POSTING HERE WILL BE TAUNTED)

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    #2192
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    welcome, standard membership is your dignity, but for a golden life mebership we'll take your soul and humanity too, it's not like you're ever gonna need them again.


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    #2193
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    It's a good deal.

    I took it, and I've never looked back.

    I feel free... And maybe a little bit empty... But mostly Free!:( :o:D


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    #2194
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    And se how well he's doing! He's a homeless bum! How's that cardboard box holding up? Heard you got a new one in Lidl?


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    #2195
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Nah the Lidl one was far too pricy for a man of my means...

    That is to say, no means at all.

    Nicked a pair of Hobo gloves this morning tho, so at least my hands are warm!

    ...Now if only my fingers hadn't dropped off...:( :eek:


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    #2196
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    hate when that happens.... Sarky uses a staple gun when that happens hi.... *whistle*


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    #2197
    Demetrius
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    I am single. There its done.


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    #2198
    omb0wyn5ehpij9
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,095 ✭✭✭✭omb0wyn5ehpij9


    Le Rack wrote:
    welcome, standard membership is your dignity, but for a golden life mebership we'll take your soul and humanity too, it's not like you're ever gonna need them again.

    Damn this being single business.......:(


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    #2199
    liamskater
    Closed Accounts Posts: 958 ✭✭✭liamskater


    Demetrius wrote:
    I am single. There its done.


    no your not , bye


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    #2200
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    loser! (the non single one!)


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    #2201
    omb0wyn5ehpij9
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,095 ✭✭✭✭omb0wyn5ehpij9


    I dont like being single :(


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    #2202
    Riamfada
    Registered Users Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    Im not single no more. IM gonna get married and have babies


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    #2203
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    lot's of us will marry one day but I'm gettin my tubes tied I don't want kids


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    #2204
    Demetrius
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,553 ✭✭✭Demetrius


    Le Rack wrote:
    lot's of us will marry one day but I'm gettin my tubes tied I don't want kids
    Rather drastic measure.


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    #2205
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    ya can get em untied.


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    #2206
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Yeah, I don't want kids either.

    Having my tubes tied is unnecessary however, as I am currently (and have been my whole life) practising the only 100% safe form of sex:

    None.:(

    Ah, screw it, there are worse things happening every second all over the world than one guy living his whole life without sex, right?

    ...

    RIGHT???


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    #2207
    Amz
    Registered Users Posts: 14,330 ✭✭✭✭Amz


    Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
    I’m begging of you please don’t take my man
    Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
    Please don’t take him just because you can

    Your beauty is beyond compare
    With flaming locks of auburn hair
    With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green
    Your smile is like a breath of spring
    Your voice is soft like summer rain
    And I cannot compete with you, jolene

    He talks about you in his sleep
    There’s nothing I can do to keep
    From crying when he calls your name, jolene

    And I can easily understand
    How you could easily take my man
    But you don’t know what he means to me, jolene

    Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
    I’m begging of you please don’t take my man
    Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
    Please don’t take him just because you can

    You could have your choice of men
    But I could never love again
    He’s the only one for me, jolene

    I had to have this talk with you
    My happiness depends on you
    And whatever you decide to do, jolene

    Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
    I’m begging of you please don’t take my man
    Jolene, jolene, jolene, jolene
    Please don’t take him even though you can
    Jolene, jolene


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    #2208
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    aside from that..... yes seb there are. Think of the South, where there are hundreds of kids dying every second from malnutrition and AIDS, and some of this is because the people there are so poor, that they are unable to afford contraception and are uneducated on such matters. So, don't feel bad. *me pats Seb on back*


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    #2209
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Cheers dahlin'...


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    #2210
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    :)

    glad to be of service

    :)


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    #2211
    lilmissprincess
    Registered Users Posts: 3,016 ✭✭✭lilmissprincess


    Tubes tied is pretty drastic. One word for ya: CONDOM


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    #2212
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Yeah, 'cos everyone knows they're foolproof. You're forgetting that people can be ingenius fools.


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    #2213
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    tubes tied, condoms, pills, whatever!

    And besides who wouldn't use rubber, sti's? Yeash! Wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy... wait yeah I would, genital warts, now we're talking! Nice big juicy ones!


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    #2214
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Rach, remind me never to p*ss you off next year.:eek:


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    #2215
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    yes dear, because I will give you genital warts! :rolleyes:
    Now how do you propose I do that??! :rolleyes:


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    #2216
    Rhyme
    Registered Users Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Le Rack wrote:
    Now how do you propose I do that??!
    I suggest a device that employs... mumble mumble...


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    #2217
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    We really need to get this out of your system!

    Come make a thread of all the bad head jokes you can think of!


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    #2218
    tbh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,914 ✭✭✭✭tbh


    Le Rack wrote:
    aside from that..... yes seb there are. Think of the South, where there are hundreds of kids dying every second from malnutrition and AIDS, and some of this is because the people there are so poor, that they are unable to afford contraception and are uneducated on such matters. So, don't feel bad. *me pats Seb on back*

    Jesus it's true, Cork is a wasteland.


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    #2219
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    don't I know it! *shudder* stupid tractor boy!


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    #2220
    Chad ghostal
    Registered Users Posts: 3,958 ✭✭✭Chad ghostal


    this whole thread is ripe for disembowelment... ..


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    #2221
    airetam_storm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,301 ✭✭✭airetam_storm


    ...and i'm back, i saw the light for a while but stupidness got me thrown back down this pit!


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