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Single peoples thread (EVERYONE POSTING HERE WILL BE TAUNTED)

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    #2492
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Near success is still failure. You failed. You big failure, you.

    /me runs from thread before anyone notices he was there at all


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    #2493
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Did anyone else see that?
    No?

    Jesus, I'm imagining Sarky posting things in the Singles thread...

    Time to up my medication.


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    #2494
    Scraggs
    Registered Users Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Scraggs


    Nah I saw it too


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    #2495
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Sarky, tut tut tut...

    Four guys asked me out last week!


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    #2496
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I keep gettin' asked out by guys too... mainly bouncers asking me to get tf out of the pub for little indiscretions...


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    #2497
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    boneless wrote:
    I keep gettin' asked out by guys too... mainly bouncers asking me to get tf out of the pub for little indiscretions...
    Pffft... Even if I was to count situations like that, I still haven't been asked out yet this year...
    Maybe I should start trashing some bars - they'd be sure to ask me out then!


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    #2498
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I'll take you on as my apprentice son!! But Ma Mulligan did come close to feckin' ye out....


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    #2499
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    SebtheBum wrote:
    Pffft... Even if I was to count situations like that, I still haven't been asked out yet this year...
    Maybe I should start trashing some bars - they'd be sure to ask me out then!
    hey! I invited you to a big shin dig! Slap up meal, good band, fancy hotel, place for the night!
    WEll if it all means that little to you! hmph!


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    #2500
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Meh, August... Miles away tbh.
    /cue me forgetting about the whole thing until 5 minutes beforehand - with mildly amusing results


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    #2501
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    four months I'm told...

    you forget and I'll go up and drag you down by whatever bit of hair has grown back!

    Now do tell about these amusing results???


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    #2502
    lilmissprincess
    Registered Users Posts: 3,016 ✭✭✭lilmissprincess


    Was told last night by a guy that he's glad we're friends but he isn't sure about the way he feels about me, some days he likes me more, otehr days not...should I abandon all hope or what??? More fish in the goldfish bowl or what??


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    #2503
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Well, there's certainly no onus on you to wait around for him to sort his head out - go out and look for someone else who knows what he wants, and wants you!

    If he's like this now, half-in half-out, what's he gonna be like if/when you are actually together? It's worth bearing in mind.


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    #2504
    lilmissprincess
    Registered Users Posts: 3,016 ✭✭✭lilmissprincess


    Ta Seb. Yeah, I'm going to do that. Find someone who knows what his head says to him at all times...heh..run to youth theatre...


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    #2505
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    oh yeah answer her! :o:(


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    #2506
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Aw bless - someone's feeling all left out of the discussion!:p
    *Huggles*


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    #2507
    Rhyme
    Registered Users Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    True Seb, indecisiveness can kill a relationship before it even starts.


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    #2508
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Rhyme wrote:
    True Seb, indecisiveness can kill a relationship before it even starts.



    I'm not too sure about that, I haven't made up me mind yet.... on ... that ... issue


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    #2509
    Rhyme
    Registered Users Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    boneless wrote:
    I'm not too sure about that, I haven't made up me mind yet.... on ... that ... issue
    *Shakes fist*

    :)


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    #2510
    lilmissprincess
    Registered Users Posts: 3,016 ✭✭✭lilmissprincess


    So, me did move on. Asked him could I try to set him up with my friend, and I got no reply, so....argh...


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    #2511
    Iago
    Registered Users Posts: 6,638 ✭✭✭Iago


    and there was I thinking it was a bad thing I'm newly single, before realising I could now post in this thread!

    every cloud DOES have a silver lining :D

    I think...


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    #2512
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Welcome Iago! And how may we fulfill your single needs today?

    Seb as much as I appreciate the huggles, it's just not good enough. :(


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    #2513
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Le Rack wrote:
    Seb as much as I appreciate the huggles, it's just not good enough. :(
    Woah, that statement is just sooo reminiscent of most of my relationships it's not even funny... Ah well. C'est la vie.


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    #2514
    lilmissprincess
    Registered Users Posts: 3,016 ✭✭✭lilmissprincess


    Aw...poor Seb...is u lonely....


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    #2515
    Red Hand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    Am I to be taunted?


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    #2516
    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    I am single

    fighting back the tears


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    #2517
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    lilmissprincess wrote:
    Aw...poor Seb...is u lonely....


    Don't give him sympathy... he'll wallow in it!!! Throw things at him; bicycles work best.


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    #2518
    lilmissprincess
    Registered Users Posts: 3,016 ✭✭✭lilmissprincess


    I have a broom handle painted red and green for the play...it hurts if you whack someone with it...will that do?? My bike is under a heap of stuff in the shed, I aint looking for it just to throw at him...


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    #2519
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    lilmissprincess wrote:
    I have a broom handle painted red and green for the play...it hurts if you whack someone with it...will that do?? My bike is under a heap of stuff in the shed, I aint looking for it just to throw at him...



    Lady, I likes yer style and methods!!!!


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    #2520
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Great, everyone's ganging up on me for the second time in 3 days... What have I done to deserve this, lord?!


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    #2521
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    Awh SEb I'm sorry hun I know you're going through a stress fest at the mo, but I is ere! Always with open arms!


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