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Single peoples thread (EVERYONE POSTING HERE WILL BE TAUNTED)

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    #2552
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    she asked how is everyone else in singledom doing.
    also progression is a slow bastard.


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    #2553
    kittenkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    Ha ha!
    Somebody loves me & I get sex on a regular basis!


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    #2554
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    kittenkiller wrote:
    Ha ha!
    Somebody loves me & I get sex on a regular basis!
    HEY!!! Get the f**k out of our thread, biatch!!!;)


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    #2555
    Hermione*
    Registered Users Posts: 14,983 ✭✭✭✭Hermione*


    SebtheBum wrote:
    HEY!!! Get the f**k out of our thread, biatch!!!;)

    This is why I only ever lurk on this thread. On that note, I'm gone :)


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    #2556
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Is there anyway to introduce myself to this thread again, while still being in a position to roundly mock you all in your misery?


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    #2557
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,092 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Can I post here, girl hs now made me miserable. Now maybe I can understand this **** talk. :)


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    #2558
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I suspect it will remain a mystery to cultured intellectuals like us, Tar.

    omg like.


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    #2559
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,092 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    *tips cap and swirls tipple*

    /me whirls around and strolls out.


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    #2560
    Layla1981
    Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭Layla1981


    Single girl from the west and a flock of sheep to boot!!


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    #2561
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    my head hurts... not really, out last night, had a mad laugh, if BeerIsLife is lurking about he'll confirm it!


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    #2562
    kittenkiller
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,433 ✭✭✭kittenkiller


    SebtheBum wrote:
    HEY!!! Get the f**k out of our thread, biatch!!!;)
    It still amazes me that with wit & charm like that you still haven't been snapped up Seb! :p


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    #2563
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    I'd snap him up but I'm kinda preoccupied!

    Now, get out beofre I get the rakes out!


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    #2564
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Layla1981 wrote:
    Single girl from the west and a flock of sheep to boot!!


    I love sheep....


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    #2565
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    boneless wrote:
    I love sheep....
    ...and if that love was requited, you'd be set!


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    #2566
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    but it's all about the UN in here baby!


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    #2567
    Rhyme
    Registered Users Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Le Rack wrote:
    but it's all about the UN in here baby!
    Whats an 'un'?


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    #2568
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    It's like an "unf", only about 33% less fullfilling.


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    #2569
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    it was actually to do with Seb's requited love, ut it's about unrequited love in here, although Sarky, your explanation is rather fantastic also!


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    #2570
    singingstranger
    Registered Users Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭singingstranger


    Hmm. Yes. OT. Am still single.


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    #2571
    Rhyme
    Registered Users Posts: 8,561 ✭✭✭Rhyme


    Sarky wrote:
    It's like an "unf", only about 33% less fullfilling.
    Like a socially acceptable form of Yif...

    Unf, verb, to unf; A seemingly fulfilling act, can come in many guises, also an exclamation.

    eg. Simon saw and he was happy, "unf" he exclaimed with gusto and not a little pesto


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    #2572
    elmyra
    Registered Users Posts: 1,755 ✭✭✭elmyra


    Oh God what a great thread.


    *unashamedly professes singleness*....well, mostly unashamedly.


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    #2573
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    Welcome to our motley band elmyra.

    Here we whinge about the opposite sex, tell dirty jokes and occasionally call down curses of hellfire and brimstone upon those who have wronged us so painfully...

    But other than that we're a bubbly bunch of characters!:D


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    #2574
    Blush_01
    Registered Users Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    LIES, it's all lies! Don't listen to him Elmyra, their bitterness will corrupt you!

    IMHO, just because you're single doesn't mean you have to be *argh* about it. (Although it's so much fun to moan about it!)


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    #2575
    lilmissprincess
    Registered Users Posts: 3,016 ✭✭✭lilmissprincess


    I think a lot of the bitterness was early on from the long-term singles...very rare to find these days....
    I just got a very sweet and lovely drummer for a band!!! Pink Elephants!!!!


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    #2576
    Le Rack
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,846 ✭✭✭Le Rack


    you found a drummer? In this town? Ha! Good luck with that!

    We're not that bitter anymore, we have the odd whinge but we're pretty good, for bitter check out pages 10-20 ish! Oh man!


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    #2577
    lilmissprincess
    Registered Users Posts: 3,016 ✭✭✭lilmissprincess


    Nope. Drummer from Wexford...lovely guy called James!
    And yeah..fun memories of total bitter resentment of people weren't single...


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    #2578
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I got asked out on a date last night......... If I go will I be banished from this thread?? I love yiz......


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    #2579
    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    I'm actually kinda lonely right now. Funny, haven't been for ages, then it just hit me.

    *Shrugs*

    Meh, melancholia passes as suddenly as it appears... I hope.:rolleyes:


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    #2580
    lilmissprincess
    Registered Users Posts: 3,016 ✭✭✭lilmissprincess


    Aw...poor Seb...I spent today between Wexford and a gig in New Ross, twas good, saw a few fellas, lost aguitarist(could he not play in two bands.. Our drummer is in 4!)...gig was pretty good. Singledom not so bad anymore.


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    #2581
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    //Looks down his nose at the single people


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