Funny/Cheesey Chat-up lines.

Ishmael

Heres one or two to start off.

"Would you like to have sex, if ya catch my drift"

"How about going halves on a bastard"

IANOC

"Why don`t u come here sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that pops up."

"If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!"

"I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?"

I’m filthy rich and you look like just the kind of woman I could take shopping.


Be unique and different, say yes.

petes

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=248980&highlight=chat+lines

Some good ones here.

de5p0i1er

Heres some old ones:
How would you like to buryed with our ppl.
Are you tired, because you've been running through my mind all day.

Capt'n Midnight

You are forgetting the all time classic.

Nice shoes, wanna **** ?

Curran

Get your coat, you've pulled

Nice dress......would look much better on my bedroom floor :rolleyes: ...i know....im doin it for the humour

Male.......Do you like Chinese?
Female....YES
Male.......Well Chow Mein..........Classic!

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Neither do I, but it broke the ice!

You might as well sleep with me, because I am going to tell all mates that you did anyway :cool:

Vikings

"I want to be on you"

rancheros

Girl you must be a speeding ticket, cause you got fine written all over you

Capt'n Midnight

I've got the body of a chippendale,.... he's buried under the patio at home.
Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
I would crawl naked in the cold rain, on broken glass, just to hear you speak over the telephone!


http://www.fourjokers.co.uk/chatuplines/

amazingemmet

Just for the sake of it guy: do you like chicken
girl: yes
guy: well suck my cock its foul
I know i'll get my coat

The Clown Man

Does my shirt sleeve smell like chloroform to you?

Did you know that rohypnol is actually quite easy to recognise if you have tasted it before?
No.
Here, let me buy you a drink.

RandolphEsq

you with those curves, me with no brakes

Victor

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

Nice shoes, wanna **** ?

I was once about to try "Nice luggage, wanna **** ?" - but thought better at midnight in (for her) a strange city.

Ishmael

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

I would crawl naked in the cold rain, on broken glass, just to hear you speak over the telephone!

rofl, genius

xtrac

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

I would crawl naked in the cold rain, on broken glass, just to hear you speak over the telephone!

I would crawl through 5 miles of broken glass just to w@nk in your shadow.
I would crawl through 5 miles of broken glass just to pick peanuts outta your sh1te.

*tugging on her shirt sleve lightly* I've lost my teady bear, will you sleep with me?

and yes, I have a horrible success rate with these, maybe its the delivery?

-Roy

Keyzer

In your best PIMP accent....

Hey baby, you like jewellry?
Why dont you smoke my c@ck, its a gem....

TerrorFirmer

"How about going halves on a bastard"

Rofl not the same buy ill say that to the gf next time we in the mood

xtrac

Hows your belly for a lodger?

-Roy

amazingemmet

How'd you like a bell to ring in your stomach

Sweetness!

Was your father a jewel thief?
He must have stolen all the jewels from heaven and put them in your sparklin' eyes.......
I always thought that was funny but that could just be my terrible sense of humour!

Curran

MobileInfantry wrote:

Rofl not the same buy ill say that to the gf next time we in the mood

Dont know that you should..........she might give ya the door and then you'll trying some of these lines in a few weeks!

Hagar

He: You look like my fourth wife.
She: How many times have you been married?
He: Three times...

deisedevil

Your eyes are like spanners, they've been tightening my nuts all night