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Finding a Girlfriend for Geeks

23-06-2005 3:48pm

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SELECT    * 
FROM       [chicks] 
WHERE     [bust_size] > 32C 
AND NOT  [is_fat_chick] 
AND        [looks] = Hot 
AND NOT  ([is_psych_student] OR [is_law-student] OR [is_commerce_student])
AND        [will_swallow] = True 
AND        [has_own_cash]

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#2 23-06-2005 3:49pm

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i believe you left out mentally_stable

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#3 23-06-2005 3:51pm

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kaimera wrote:

i believe you left out mentally_stable

That would only be a requirement if you also added long_term

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#4 23-06-2005 3:51pm

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*snigger*

pld

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#5 23-06-2005 3:55pm

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<geek>There should be a ; at the end, else SQL will complain</geek>

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#6 23-06-2005 3:57pm

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:rolleyes: f00

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#7 23-06-2005 3:58pm

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AND [pwns_noobs]

I like, thumbs up for you.

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#8 23-06-2005 3:59pm

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koneko wrote:

AND [pwns_noobs]

Hehe, this I like!

Peteee wrote:

<geek>There should be a ; at the end, else SQL will complain</geek>

Not really...

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#9 23-06-2005 4:05pm

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You guys all all computer geeks by they way. Like the guy off the simpsons. Run Dos Run!!!

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#10 23-06-2005 4:11pm

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What?? A geek on an internet bulletin board. Im shocked :eek:

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#11 23-06-2005 4:14pm

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Watch out guys, he'll beat you up and steal your lunch money.

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#12 23-06-2005 4:24pm

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Must be friend function and not a member of a subclass. And if she fails, she must be an executable.

Oh i crack myself up.

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#13 23-06-2005 4:34pm

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C:\Dos
C:\Dos\Run
Run Dos Run

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#14 23-06-2005 4:39pm

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#15 23-06-2005 8:52pm

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Not the best I've ever read but ok.

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#16 23-06-2005 9:02pm

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Oh dear we have come to the point of slagging ourselves:embarresment:

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#17 29-06-2005 8:15pm

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LittleMissLogic wrote:

You guys all all computer geeks by they way. Like the guy off the simpsons. Run Dos Run!!!

intruder alert intruder alert

agh i spilled my eye medicine!

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#18 29-06-2005 8:17pm

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My SQL is a little rusty but shouldnt that Hot be in quotations

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#19 29-06-2005 8:33pm

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LittleMissLogic wrote:

You guys all all computer geeks by they way. Like the guy off the simpsons. Run Dos Run!!!

C:\Windows
C:\Windows\Run
C:\PC\Crawl

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#20 02-07-2005 9:25pm

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Capt'n Midnight wrote:

C:\Windows
C:\Windows\Run
C:\PC\Crawl

C:\Windows
C:\Windows\Run
Windows must restart for change to take effect

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#21 02-07-2005 9:53pm

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asl

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