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  • 23-06-2005 4:31pm
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    JCDenton
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    A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces
    various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown
    the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples.
    The machine makes a loud "hiss-pop" noise. "The
    hiss is the rubber being injected into the mold,"
    explains the guide. "The popping sound is the
    needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple."

    Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory where
    condoms are manufactured. The machine makes
    a "Hiss. Hiss. Hiss. Hiss-pop" noise. "Wait a minute!"
    says the man taking the tour. "I understand what the
    'hiss, hiss,' is, but what's that 'pop' every so often?"

    "Oh, it's just the same as in the baby-bottle nipple
    machine," says the guide. It pokes a hole in every
    fourth condom."

    "Well, that can't be good for the condoms!"

    "Yeah, but it's great for the baby-bottle nipple
    business!"


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