Condom in the wallet?

sceptre

I don't have a wallet. I keep my keys on separate keyrings too as I'd feel like a right plonker carrying around keys I didn't currently need. And if I did have a wallet I wouldn't put a condom in it. Campino and money, that's what wallets are for.

Tar.Aldarion

the premature vending machine in my apartment won't be running out for some time lol

Son_of_Belial

Well where should you keep your condoms then if not in your wallet?! Thankfully I found some still in the box just now in my room and they're nowhere near their use by dates. Gonna have to throw awy the ones in my wallet now. Grrr

Healio

Not just in case i need it, if a friend is after getting in a position like that its good to be able to sell one!!

Son_of_Belial

Healio wrote:

Not just in case i need it, if a friend is after getting in a position like that its good to be able to sell one!!

You're a horrible person. Would you not give one to your friend? A friend in need and all that?

BlitzKrieg

Binomate wrote:

Do you carry a condom at all times just in case you need it?

yeAAAh desperatre fat **** who has 2 condoms sitting in his wAllet snifff f*ckvin hell i must br ugly....or drimnllk

Sherifu

SickBoy wrote:

I'm not sure where I heard it but it's true;
"I'd rather have one and not need it, than need one and not have it"

Alien vs Predator

Alexa Woods: Seven seasons on the ice, and I've never seen a gun save someone's life.
Adele Rousseau: I don't plan on using it.
Alexa Woods: Then why bring it?
Adele Rousseau: The same principle as a condom. I'd rather have one and not need it...than need it and not have one.

azezil

I actually had no idea about this!

Don't carry condoms in my wallet anyway, but used too!

Just bring them back to my place now

rideordie

I don't even like them tbh...and never really had to use them too cuz I'm not a fan of one night stands.All the hassle with them..and isn't putting it on like a real turn-off for a guy..or am I wrong?? :rolleyes:

grimloch

rideordie wrote:

I don't even like them tbh...and never really had to use them too cuz I'm not a fan of one night stands.All the hassle with them..and isn't putting it on like a real turn-off for a guy..or am I wrong?? :rolleyes:

A turn off? Maybe so but less of a turn off than maybe getting pregnant or getting an STD.

I don't carry any in my wallet myself.

toiletduck

i always keep one in the wallet, i learned my lesson having been caught "unprepared" a few times!

airetam_storm

toiletduck wrote:

i always keep one in the wallet, i learned my lesson having been caught "unprepared" a few times!

A few times? Once wasnt enough

up for anything

I posted this on another thread a while ago.

"Don't be tempted to keep a condom in your jacket or jeans pocket "just in case". Apparently the wrapping rubbing against the condom continually can wear teeny tiny holes in it after a time and therefore render the condom useless."

Probably one of the reasons why people can't figure out why the girl gets pregnant even though they have used a condom.

Binomate

The polls are leveling out! 49 Yes and 69 No (Could this be a sign?).

LoLth

Binomate wrote:

The polls are leveling out! 49% Yes and 69% No (Could this be a sign?).

118% ?

Binomate

LoLth wrote:

118% ?

Lmao, upps. I meant votes.

Kevin_rc_ie

yeah i used to do this and then i used them and never replenished the round, gaping imprint.

i never knew about "keeping them in your wallet fecks them up" either. those vending machines are a rip off. and going to the pharmacy and buying a 12 pk may shock a one night stand girl.

nlgbbbblth

Sleepy wrote:

You're a complete idiot if you don't carry one somehwhere on your person tbh.

B0llocks :rolleyes:

What about if you're happily married or in a long-term relationship?

I'm married. If my wife found a condom in my wallet she would think I had intentions of being unfaithful.

Blisterman

Why doesn't someone make a wallet, with a compartment which keeps a condom from getting worn out?

Zombienosh

eh I don't even have a wallet....

amazingemmet

Kevin_rc_ie wrote:

going to the pharmacy and buying a 12 pk may shock a one night stand girl.

Only if you don't use them all

seamus

nlgbbbblth wrote:

B0llocks :rolleyes:

What about if you're happily married or in a long-term relationship?

I'm married. If my wife found a condom in my wallet she would think I had intentions of being unfaithful.

What about those times you're nowhere near the house and you get "caught out", as it were? Or are you not worried about the whole pregnancy issue. Besides, you know what he means.

OfflerCrocGod

I have no need what-so-ever for one. Lucky me, think of all the money I'm saving.





Think of the lack of life I'm living.

passive

Hmm... now that i think further on it mine are between credit cards, library cards etc in neat little pouches. They don't get bent or stretched and i'm inclined to keep them in a front pocket rather than arse pocket...

I still won't use them after this thread. But i doubt they're in any bad condition..

scuba steve

Im gonna say . . . . . . yes

Son_of_Belial

rideordie wrote:

I don't even like them tbh...and never really had to use them too cuz I'm not a fan of one night stands.All the hassle with them..and isn't putting it on like a real turn-off for a guy..or am I wrong?? :rolleyes:

Well it can kill the moment when you're like "OK, hold that thought while I put one on." It's necessary though. Much better than the alternatives by far... (fatherhood, STIs etc.)

fatherdougalmag

Kingsize wrote:

ive had the same condom in my wallet since 1988

Cheapskate. I hope you've have the decency to wash it between uses.

r3boot

wallet--> no

usually in a coat when I'm going out and think I might get lucky. (Unfortunatly I usually jinx myself )

nlgbbbblth

Son_of_Belial wrote:

Well it can kill the moment when you're like "OK, hold that thought while I put one on." It's necessary though. Much better than the alternatives by far... (fatherhood, STIs etc.)

surely you mean possible alternatives?

just because you have unprotected sex doesn't mean that you will
a) catch a sexually transmitted disease
b) impregnate the girl

axtradub12

I hate wearing my jacket indoors

r3boot

axtradub12 wrote:

I hate wearing my jacket indoors

random .....

nlgbbbblth wrote:

surely you mean possible alternatives?

just because you have unprotected sex doesn't mean that you will
a) catch a sexually transmitted disease
b) impregnate the girl

You're right it doesn't mean that you will it just means that you are more likely to end up in the above situations when not wearing a condom than when you are .

Murv

sigh. I'd rather keep one in the purse than not have one at all tbh.

LadyJ

I found one in my bag last night at the beers! Almost paid for my drink with it!

Son_of_Belial

nlgbbbblth wrote:

surely you mean possible alternatives?

just because you have unprotected sex doesn't mean that you will
a) catch a sexually transmitted disease
b) impregnate the girl

Pedantic prat... Well you know, Murphy's Law... Generally best to assume that the worst case scenario will out. That doesn't mean to say that I automatically assume that the girl is riddled now, it's just the whole pregnancy thing. When will this male pill finally come out?! I like to have control over these things, can't always leave it up to her to remember to take the darned thing.

Altheus

Expiry date: Jun/04

Damn.

Tar.Aldarion

LadyJ wrote:

I found one in my bag last night at the beers! Almost paid for my drink with it!

jaysus,what a thing to hand the barman!...no wonder you got that pint and ya said you had no money

toiletduck

axtradub12 wrote:

I hate wearing my jacket indoors

lol, it's just not the same wearing socks in the shower.

20 Times 20 Times

I take one out with me most nights now after getting caught a few times , i dont tend to take out a wallet with me so temd to store it in a pocket taht i dont intend to use , ,if i bring a jacket with me inside pocket

But the answer is yes bring one out with me most nights

*Page*

The whole turn off can be turned in to a turn on get the girl to put it on! then she can go down on you!

amazingemmet

*Page* wrote:

The whole turn off can be turned in to a turn on get the girl to put it on! then she can go down on you!

Only really a turn on if she puts it on with her mouth. i have yet to meet a girl ho can do this but when i do i reckon i'll have to marry her

toiletduck

^^^

nesf

amazingemmet wrote:

Only really a turn on if she puts it on with her mouth.

Depends on the woman. She'd have to be able to fit it easily into her mouth for starters tbh.

*Page*

its not as hard as you may think it is!!

Sherifu

*Page* wrote:

its not as hard as you may think it is!!

must.resist.urge

rideordie

yea putting it on with my mouth..It's one of my favourite tricks in bed..well if you can call it a "trick"..

Le Rack

four actually.....

PHB

You shouldn't have women put on condoms because of their nails they are at an increased chance of punturing the condoms without even realising it. Also a lot of grils don't know how to put one on properly

Le Rack

I dont, they're there in case a guy doesn't have one...