U2 Jokes

Mr Rivers

Why are U2 called U2?


Cos it's Bono, The Edge and... u 2




Anyone got any more/better?

dead air

a bit of an oldie:


why did bono fall off the stage?

'cause he stood too close to the edge

kent

Go stand in a corner for 2 hours....

Sam Vimes

why does bono wear those wrap around sunglasses?















cause he's a tw@t

LadyJ

dead air wrote:

a bit of an oldie:


why did bono fall off the stage?

'cause he stood too close to the edge

Lol,come out of the corner,I like it!

Stabshauptmann

Commander Vimes wrote:

why does bono wear those wrap around sunglasses?















cause he's a tw@t

best joke in this forum in months!

Capt'n Midnight

Predictable but..

Q: How many members of U2 does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. Bono holds up the light bulb, and the universe revolves around him.


Bono and guitarist the Edge are in a plane crash and end up standing in front of God, who is seated on his giant white throne. God asks them the same question. First, he turns to the Edge. "Edge, tell me what you believe in." He responds, "I believe in Gibson guitars and in the fact that the world would be a much better place if we were alive to make more U2 records." God tells the Edge to take a seat at his right. "Now it's your turn, Bono," God says. "What do you believe in?" Bono replies, "I believe you're sitting in my seat."

NotMe

What's the difference between God and Bono?

God knows he's not Bono.

JackKelly

Kaptain Redeye wrote:

best joke in this forum in months!

not really

Victor

Mr Rivers wrote:

Why are U2 called U2?


Cos it's Bono, The Edge and... u 2

I D.O.N.T. G.E.T. I.T.!

Goodshape

Victor wrote:

I D.O.N.T. G.E.T. I.T.!

MooShop

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

Predictable but..

Q: How many members of U2 does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. Bono holds up the light bulb, and the universe revolves around him.


Bono and guitarist the Edge are in a plane crash and end up standing in front of God, who is seated on his giant white throne. God asks them the same question. First, he turns to the Edge. "Edge, tell me what you believe in." He responds, "I believe in Gibson guitars and in the fact that the world would be a much better place if we were alive to make more U2 records." God tells the Edge to take a seat at his right. "Now it's your turn, Bono," God says. "What do you believe in?" Bono replies, "I believe you're sitting in my seat."

rofl, thats a good one

Mr. CooL ICE

TimAy wrote:

not really

I beg to differ. That made me laugh for a good 8/9 secs.