nice kick in the bollix for maxwell watch the C4 feed tonight ,you will love it

billy the squid

big brother calls a housemate to the diary room. on the chair there are ten cans of cider. makosi gets into the diary room and instead of bringing the cider out, she takes it into the secret housemates. maxwell is doing his nut and pacing the house like an expectant father. makosi plans on giving the remaining eight house mates two cans of cider between them, and falling out of the diary room mouldy drunk.

this is not wishful thinking, this has happened in the last hour

maxwell and his alcohol dependency is becoming evident here, he is breaking into a cold sweat thinking that there are ten cans of cider in the diary room and makosi is drinking them

I am loving this

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I'm loving it too Billy.
Pity CSI is on at the mo. When the other half is around CSI comes first.
Cant get to any LUT's either. None of them are loading on the computer. Damn server overloads.

He said he was gonna kick the door in. Maxwell is going too far not to be an alcoholic. He's got some serious probleems.

He also said he was gonna nomimate Makosi for doing this to him, for pushing his buttons and winding him up.

Keep me informed???

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ads thank god!

OMG she's going back.

Billy pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease tell us what happens because CSI will be back on.

billy the squid

ok seeing as the c4 su=te is ****ed i will do an LUT here on this thread

saskia : i am so ****ing angry : i am so angry

now they are all having ago at each other

makosi acting pissed

craig and science argueing over food

makosi : and the fake boyfriend that she says she likes and she doesnt

kemal : there are five uf us and four of them so game on

vanessa : we need to go out and defend science as he is on his how

all headout to kitchen to help science with craig

camera and audio cut

billy the squid

audio only people

maxwell : i knew that was going to go off

craig : she is off her ****ing head, she is not right in thehead

billy the squid

im sorry big brother cut off all audio and video at the height of the row

makosi : last time we had red wine it was in her dress and she took it up to the loft

derek : it is twenty to one, i think we will have a task in the morning (sound dip)

maxwell : i just have one thing to say , just dont slag her off

makosi : I wont slag her off she is slagging me about my fake hare all the time, she wears fake nails

maxwell : listen to me listen to me (sound dip

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Thank you soooooooooooo much Billy.
My eardrums are pounding with blood-rush! I''m going demented not knowing if its fight night 2!

billy the squid

sofa room

anthony : ....it kicked off

craig : but their everybodys everybodys.......

anthony : theres blatantly two divides now,

craig : they can put me up every week i am never talking to any of them again

anthony : bacically the fact of the matter is who can last the longest of the two teams their team and our team.

maxwell enters sofa room

anthony : more than likely from now on it will be one of us against one of them , they are going to blatently vote for us and we are going to blatently vote for them.

craig :the thing is there are people in there laughing and sniggering about it (sound dip)

billy the squid

maxwell sighs

craig : how can you sit there and drink there and drink six of them

anthony : that is a good effort for her six i would be definately getting there.

maxwell : why would big brother take them away after her

anthony : did she smell of drink

maxwell : she looked a bit ropey

now going to secret garden where maxwells cans are being drunk by the secret housemates.

orla : i want to make sure that the people i look after are looked after

they havent a clue

billy the squid

orla : i am also thinking about you kinga because you are the youngest of the group, its a fantastic thing you have been given, understanding people is the core of getting along in life........ listening is the main thing.

kinga : i told you i wanted to cook the beans but you wouldnt listen.

i shall ignore the secret housemates as they seem unaware of what happened in the main house they are argueing over something else.

billy the squid

saskia leaves diary room

saskia : yeah im fine but i m ****ing angry. Im ****ing angry because i cant tell .....(sound dip

Lynibeth

I hate Saskia SO much :mad: GRRRRRR Makosi...all I can say Is fair F*ck to her! hehe Malteaser head to win !

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Thanks so much Billy. The other half turned it on so you can sit back and have a smoke/drink/cuppa/pee.

You're the best.

Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you

billy the squid

sofa room

saskia : i am so up for eviction now

anthony : more than likely it will be one of our team against one of their team

saskia : i am a billion trillion percent sure that i am up and i dont give a ****.

bedroom

makosi : who the hell does she think....... when i tell you what is happening next week you will know she is no diva

vanessa : no matter what happens , i would sooner want to leave than become friends with them

science : you make me laugh

makosi : thank you science for standing up for me

science : outstanding ly man

sound dip

science is sporting an evil laugh

kemal : i dont want to see her , nobody talks to my friend like that

sound dip

billy the squid

sofa room

lots of sound dips maxwell trying to calm saskia down, saskia wants blood

saskia : she is the most malicious nasty.....

maxwell : if you were to have said that you would have right (sound dip

billy the squid

if there is anyone else out there watching i could use a hand with an lut

bedroom : the lights are out

science : she needs alcohol as much as them

kemal : at the end of the day right...... (sound dip

kemal : nobody talks to you like that

vanessa : ****ing hell

kemal : that is what we needed , game on, but she shouldnt have said that

im loving this. maxwells alcohol dependency is so damn evident, although i think saskia is taking it worse makosi is imune from eviction if she passes her mission by 10 am which she is nearly there

billy the squid

sofa rroom

maxwell : there going to be sitting there talking , if they manage it all five of them , all two , two of us will be up

saskia : i told big brother they get away with murder they do (!)

craig : dont count your chickens love there could be a dark horse

saskia : i think there is not one person that wont

anthony : there is one person who doesnt like them two (maxwell and craig )

.....

saskia : i m a million percent up

maxwelll : carry on as you are tomorrow and it will be happy days

anthony : have you noticed , the seventy quid budget, and we act like pigs

anthony : it is pointless trying to get wound up and pointless trying to sort it out that is the way it is

saskia : its a lie its all a lie (referring to her comments about vanessa being a pig

derek enters diary saying "oh dear god"

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Take a break billy. I'll try.

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Ads now anyway.

billy the squid

derek leaves diary room enters bedroom (sound dipped)

makosi : did you see what i said to her i said tomorrow is a monday do what you have to do

sofa room

anthony : when the shopping list comes we will have to sort it out

saskia : i couldnt give a **** if i were to leave tomorrow


bedroom

derek : the fact came out tonight is that they stole the wine ....... the fact is they dont have the whiphand over you.

makosi : i offered her cherry tango , she cannot call me selfish ..... fake boobs i love my body .

kemal : if she had said that drinking the cider was wrong it would have been fair dues , and we would have moved on but that outburst in that cheap green dress

makosi : i said to saskia "bring it on " and she (sound dip

billy the squid

its best we both go at the same time, we might say the same thing twice but we will get what the other missed as well

billy the squid

this is big brother , could derek come to the diary room

sofas

sound dipped

saskia still ranting and raving but i cannot hear her

saskia : yeah but i could be up against a girl

anthony : in that case you should get a cigar out

craig : science is such a dickhead, i want to kill him

anthony ..: i said inthe diary room if any one of them left i wouldnt be surprised

craig : you have been consistantly nice so i wouldnt worry about it

anthony : i think you will stay like .... definately

sound dip

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OK.

Sas: thats why i like you. you're blunt.
Ant: I'm only blunt when (ant catch what he said.)


Sas: its not about the alcohol. its the smugness. was i out of order about that wig.

Craig and ant: no

billy the squid

now saskia worrying about what she is going to look like on television.

saskia : i know it is petty about alcohol, but the smugness.... was i out order saying that about her wig

craig and anthony : no

cam gone to secret garden

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Back to SG. King walking about.

Back to BR.
Cam on science with ciggie.
van, mak, kemal and science talking about going out so derek can get sleep. then talking about chicken.

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sci: its the first time i've ever seen that.
mak: sas has stolen alco twice. .... and no body screamed at here and now cider has been drunk it has becom a biggie.
Science: mokingly - it was our cider.

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oh sorry they're in the living area now by the white polo chairs. 3 afro's chatting.

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Sas at fridge being fishwife again but sound dip.

sas: never ever said her tits were fake.

billy the squid

makosi : we can go to the living room (where team smug are)

science : lets just wait til monday

.......

kemal : she holds back and then she attacks she did it with mary

makosi : saskia has stolen alcohol twice, and sometimes without us even know about and now cider has been drunk , and its a biggie

science : why is craig bringing it all that up its our cider

kemal : he has only been their friend for three days

makosi : how did i act there

kemal : you handled it well, (adlibing ) you took them all on and they were still crushed

sound dip

saskia enters kitchen

sound dip makosi and saskia having another verbal go at each other

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Max and sas in sitting room and BOTH are smoking. never knew they smoked.

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sas: i'd love her to come in here and row with me one on one.
Craig: but you cant do that in this house. peolple love an audience.

ant walks in

cam back to makosi