Can someone summarise what's happened in the house - haven't been watching.

quarryman

Especially last night. I might start watching it.

Who are on what sides?
Who are these new people?

There's a lot going on and i don't want to wade through it all.

limerick_man

Makosi, Kemal, Vanessa, Science and to a lesser extent Dereck are on 'Team Diva'

While Max, Saskia, Anthoney and Craig are on 'Team Smug'!

Makosi acted as if she drank 6 bottles of cider Max had requested (she actually gave them to the guys in the secret garden), Max was annoyed because there was only 2 bottles left!

Saskia and Makosi had a bitch fight!

And then they went into there groups and bitched about each other

quarryman

was she told to give them to the other peeps or was it just to piss them off?

also, is she the only one to konw about the new arrivals?

limerick_man

Yes shes the only one who knows about them!

I'm not too sure because before she said she would do it! But i think the group was expecting the cider and then she gave it to the others!

Bamboozled

The "nice kick in the bollix" thread and the "ooh a second shower mission" thread has everything that happened as it happened.

Basically, max was called into the diary room and asked about scabgate. He denied it and then asked for cider.

10 cans were placed on the diary room chair. a housemate was called to the diary room, they all jumped, but Makosi made it.

Max and Kemal saw the beer while makosi was going in but makosi decided to bring it to the secret garden people instead of the housemates. she spent a while in there drinking and then fell out of the diary room pretending that bb made her drink 6 cans of it.

Saskia became a fishwife and called her false boobs, told her that her breath smelled of dog sh*t after wanting to check it for hte smell of cider. Max argued, then walked away after catching what makosi said about saskia not even liking him.

then it kicked off with science. then sas and team smug were bitching and team diva were bitching, both in separate rooms.

thats about it.

Team sMUG: saskia, anthony, craig and maxwell
Divas: Makosi, Vanessa the sheep and kemal

Derek has gravitated towards the divas but more because of being anti-saskia than being a diva.
Science seems to have too because he was throwing snide comments at craig.

The new housemates seemingly are heading towards Smug - Orlaith the model with Anthony the Dancer. Eugene too but with who i dunno. Craig is not impressed and Saskia is clingy with Max because she's threatened by Orlaith.

limerick_man

I was watching the live feed last night and Max was kinda bullying Eugene!

quarryman

i reckon Eugene could do really well. no one will see him as a threat to be nominated.